COLLEGE VIEW STATION, LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, APRIL 25, 1935 UNION ON THE MEND We take the liberty to quote paragraphs from the very flattering report presented by the North Central Inspectors to the Board of Review. It is practically impossible to separate in thought or dis- cussion the purpose or objectives of the College from the religious principle which gives it individuality. Higher education which it seeks to provide is intended as a means to the full development of life and in turn to some fora of sacrificial service. Character, idealism, culture in its best sense, good citizenship, health, regard for the dignity of labor and training for some form of it, understanding and appreciation of human achievement, and faith in a personal God—a mind that knows and a heart that cares —are listed as objectives to be definitely sought. Your Examiners think that Union college continuously strives to give reality to these objectives. They cannot be regarded as in any respect detrimental to its academic work, and they obviously serve to give "tone" to the in- stitution. The clientele of the College is almost wholly from the denomination. This is made startlingly clear by noting that only 32 students come from the county in which he col- lege is located, although the county has a population of 100,305. The denominational constituency numbers about 40,000 in • the territory assigned to Union college, and 150,000 in the United States. There is no doubt that the denomination has the membership and the means to sup- port the institution. It appears also to have the will. This has a significant bearing on the question which might be raised as to the need of an additional four-year standard college in Lincoln. Union is not in any sense a local or even regional institution. It is peculiarly a denominational institution drawing its students from whatever sections the supporting conferences of the denomination occupy. Seniors from Eight Academies Here For Annual Union College Week-end Girls' Program Saturday night May 11 tli veoLly vol.. Union's Annual School Picnic May 1 „ NUMBER 15 VISITORS ARE M. V. SPEAKERS Students From Each School in Attendance Discuss Topics of Significance EIGHT GIVE TALKS Ideal Men and Women Portrayed and Model College Principles Are Propounded Representatives of the Missionary Volunteer societies of Southwestern Junior college and of seven academics in the Central Union conference spoke at the Union College Young People's meeting in chapel Sabbath afternoon. Plainview academy, Redfield, South Dakota, was represented by Roy Bowes, who told of the activities in his school. They are a progressive group, he said, having large groups of friends and companions, a few comrades and master comrades. Their Sunshine band visits the poor farm, the school for the feeble minded, and also many shut-ins, the speaker stated. The Mission band meets every Sab- bath and discusses aspects of mission work as well as different mission fields, we were told. The literature band does its part in systematic distribu- tion of reading matter, he said. Campion academy, Loveland, Colo- rado, was represented by Gordon Phillips, who told of the part social activity should play in the Christian college. He stated that there are one hundred more theaters than schools in New York. With many homes merely serving as sleeping places and filling stations, there is a definite need of improvement, the speaker affirmed. Ideal faculty members was the sub- ject of Rendall Caviness, from Oak Park academy, Nevada, Iowa. "My ideal faculty members must be," he stated, "ones who can prepare me for successful life. He should have a deep insight into life as well as a personal drawing power. A teacher's success should not be measured by the ac- complishment of the brilliant student but rather by the growth of the less talented. Most of all the instructor should have the sympathetic, under- standing ways of the Master Teach- Alger Johns, from Maplewood academy, Hutchinson, Minnesota, spoke on scholastic standards. He stressed the importance of a three- fold education. He quoted a statement from Mrs. E. G. White in proving that the health should never be neg- lected in order to get an education. He summed up his ideas by saying that Union college is the place to obtain an education, for it takes care of the spiritual and physical side of educa- tion as well as the mental. The only girl speaking was Allise Lemke, of Sheyenne River academy, Harvey, North Dakota. She pictured the ideal college girl who treats her classmates as equals. She will have an aim in life, will be simple enough to trust God, and yet great enough not to leave God, Miss Lemke as- serted. The ideal man was described by Harold Sample, of Shelton academy, Shelton, Nebraska. "This man will be a leader. He will be neat, courageous, and yet will not measure his success in dollars and cents, the speaker said. Enterprise academy, Enterprise, Kansas, was represented by De Van Millar, who spoke on friendship. "Our closest friendship should be with Christ," he said. "It is something to be used all the time. A true friend can make understanding out of what would be darkness to others. Keep giving, be a friend!" Murrell Connell, from Southwestern Junior college, Keene, Texas, told of some outcomes of proper education. "Appreciation is an educational out- growth," he said. "Characters are best determined by what a person loves. A well educated person will be able to appreciate the noble qualities of every-day life, We should learn to like the good but forget the bad. Proper education will help us to take the highway instead of the low way." Party Given for Visiting Seniors That the college faculty reception for the visiting academy seniors and their sponsors held in the dining room Sunday night was one of the high spots of the Union college week-end is the general conception of those who entertained and those who were enter- tained. A "mixer" was put into motion dur- ing the early part of the evening in which every student was to get as many names on a slip of paper as possible. To make the desire to "mix" more readily and become acquainted quicker and easier, a prize was offered to the one who received the most number of names. A student from Sheyenne River academy, North Dakota, obtained the longest list of names and won the prize. In a contest in which each school had its representative the contestant was to tell in a simple sentence why he thought his school was the best. Maplewood academy, Minnesota, came out the winner in this contest. Speeches were given during the course of the evening by the princi- pals of the academies represented in which appreciation of the considera- tion of the students and faculty of Union college in making this week- end an enjoyable one for the visitors was expressed. The opinion that the Union college week-end was valuable in giving prospective students an in- sight into the activity and life at Un- ion college was also expressed by the speakers. Following these speeches, President Andreasen made known his desire and hope to see many of the visitors become students of Union col- lege during the term of 1935-36. Refreshments were served at the conclusion of the evening's entertain- ment. Music for the reception was furnished by the Union College String ensemble and by Alten Bringle, bari- tone. Medical Corps Appears in First Uniformed Drill The first uniformed drill of the year was held by the Union College Medical corps on the drill field April 15. Ths corps members appeared in their costumes of white shirt with black tie and red-cross arm band, black belt, white trousers, and black shoes. Instituted this year is a system of chevrons to designate rank of officers. The chevrons fol- low the regular army pattern but are in red and black, the school colors. The medical corps will hold several full dress drills before the final review at the end of the year. Among the in- novations being planned is a guidon, or company flag, in school colors. Mutual Enjoyment Marks Week-end BY ESTHER REEDER "Music and more music—music everywhere," commented an academy senior visiting Union college for the first time. His criticism was favorable, however, for he was greatly impressed with Union's extraordinary amount of talent. Unionites on the other hand were impressed with the extraordinary amount of secondary seniors who had found sleeping quarters under the ac- commodating roofs of North and South halls. How they all slept is a mystery and might ',well be called tl.e eighth wonder of the world, at least of Union's world. In the Nebraska bluebook of col- leges Union is listed as having girl's dormitory accommodations for one hundred, although the building can accommodate twice that. This year there are one hundred and fifty girls who belong to North hall. Last week with over a hundred visitors added, one might ask if Miss Rees had some device of hanging them in dresser drawers or bath tubs. At any rate, they appeared each day well able to eat, drink, and be jolly. No doubt it was with a great amount of enthusiasm that these visit- ors prepared for their trip. The Colo- rado group arrived Thursday evening in a typical school bus. The other seven representative student groups of academies came at intervals Friday. North Dakota had an improvised truck-bus that was an interesting spec- imen, neat looking, the inside of which resembled a pullman car. This trip to Union will be a memorable one for many, the great majority of whom have never visited Lincoln before. Unionists, too, had their share in the anticipation of the visitors. One girl thought it very necessary to clean her room. Now this is a commendable virture in any girl, but she should choose a time other than five in the morning to carry out her scheme of cleanliness. Evidently she considered the usual routine of sweeping and dusting not sufficient for the critical eyes of academy seniors, because she moved all her furniture from one side of the room to the other with a great thundering noise. This process also is commendable and altogether proper but not so much may be said for choosing five in the morning. The people below might like to complete their nap, especially those who do not believe in starting anything they can't finish. We hope that as many as can will join us in our campus activities in the coming year. It would be interesting to peek into the future and discern just which ones will return. In that way we could have separated the "will comes" from the "will not." STUDENTS GIVE VARIED RECITAL Mendelssohn's Concerto Played By Clayoma Engel; Selections by Orchestra TORKELSEN READS Expression Department Presents Five Students During Program in Character Readings BY ELINoR STAPLES A recital by Union College or- chestra and students of expression, giv- en Saturday evening was one of the entertainment features of the week- end. Union's entertainers could ap- propriately have regularly audiences as large as the one that attended this program. Three orchestra numbers were presented: Selections from "Faust," by Gounod; "Hungaran Dance," by Beahms; and "Panquito," by Robyn. The outstanding performance of the evening and one of the best was Mendelssohn's "Concerto in E Mi- nor," splendidly interpreted by Clay- oma Engel, accompanied by the or- chrestra. The readings given were pleas- ingly varied in type, and had been excellently prepared. Theodore Tor- kelson's presentation of "The Book Agent" held a deep interest for the students because of Mr. Torkelson's book-selling abilities, and the ex- treme incongruity of his own meth- ods with those of the man he im- personated, who used impossible grammar and was so unhistorical as to be even hazy as to Columbus' discovery of America. Virgina Stevens read "The 'Master's Violin," a story of a young man who travelled far to study with a master but made very little pro- gress until he had experienced per- sonal sorrow. Elmer Hagen portrayed "Silent Jack," an awkward, bashful moun- taineer who could not learn to be a soldier, but who passionately loved music, and and who was befriended by his lieutenant and became one of the best men in the division. Louise Olsen presented a skit en- titled "The Oa-la-la Hat." where- in two girls kept an exclusive French hat shop. furnished with hats imported from the "five-and-ten," and specializing in the psychology of the hat. Miss Olsen portayed the artificial French manner of the tem- porary "madame" who dropped her charming foreign personality uncer- emoniously when the customer was gone. Jessie Mae Elmore, told a ridicu- lously sorry tale of a poor picaninny who, according to his distracted mam- my, didn't have and never would have "the sense yo' was bo'n wif." Sixty Students Attend Meeting of Colporteurs The initial meeting of the colpor- teur class, in which the leader, Theo- dore Torkelson, told of the future plans for the class and cited experi- ences of Biblical characters as lessons in faithfulness for all entering the book work this summer, was attended by nearly sixty students who gathered in the seminar room at 6:40 Tuesday evening. "Just as Ananias obeyed God and filled his part of the appointment with the newly converted Saul, so the bookman is to obey the call of God and fill his half of the appointment with honest hearted individuals to win them to Christ," Mr. Torkelson said. A determination to "stay on till the task is all done" was expressed in song by the colporteur quartet— Charles Teel, Roger Baker, Glenn Fill- man, and Philip Jones. It is planned that the class will meet regularly at 6:40 each Tuesday evening in room 201. 0 "No sooner is a temple built to God, but the Devil builds a chapel hard by." One-hundred and ninety seniors and their chaperons, representing the eight academies of the Central union, attended Union college week here, April 19-22, an increase of approximately forty visitors. On arrival, the visitors were con- ducted to the registration booth on (first floor of the Administratior building. The women were showr to rooms in North hall, and the men to rooms In South hall before enter ing into the various activities plan ned for them. Time was given Sunday morning for each group to go on an inspec- tion tour of the campus, visiting all the industries and departments of the college. The different faculty mem hers held office hours that day so as to be available for interviews. The number registering from each academy was as follows: Campion academy, Loveland, Colorado, 29; Plainview academy, Redfield, South Dakota, 18; Sheyenne River acad emy, Harvey, North Dakota, 21; Oak Park academy, Nevada, Iowa 28; Shelton academy, Shelton, Neb aska, 28; Enterprise academy, En terprise, Kansas, 23; Maplewood academy, Hutchinson, Minnesota, 31. Several high school seniors and oth- er visitors completed the list. South western Junior college, Keene, Tex- as, was represented by some of the junor college graduates. VARIED TALKING PICTURES SHOWN IN CHAPEL Films showng Canadian water falls, scenes from the lives of famous musicians accompanied by their music, and animal life in its natura state were shown in chapel the eve ning of April 13. The money raise( by the program will go to the Col lege View church repair fund. Truth will out though it may take from Christmas to now to do so. At that time a pair of Mr. Stout's white trousers came back in Hattie 'Stout's laundry. Thelma Tiede has recently added another article of furniture to her room which she prizes highly. For further information inquire at third floor North hall. The boys of South hall are hoping more and more that Isaac Berry will include toilet soap in his budget for next year. Verna Burdick, one of the dining room matrons, got in such a rush with Ler heavy duties during the academy week-end that she tried skating in preference to walking. The result was a slide-in, landing on both knees. One has to be on his toes to beat pr. Nethery in tennis. Handling the scalpel must make one proficient with the racket. This column feels it a duty to explode the well-known and widely- believed absent-minded-professor myth. Recently when an announcement was overlooked it was an alert professor who arose heroically to the occasion, corrected the oversight, and made possible the meeting of the colpor- ter's band. At Mrs. Larimore's suggestion THE CLOCK TOWER editor started to get a scoop from Mr. Sofsky at the power house. Hubert Ary suggested that all it could be used for would to to shovel out some of the hooey the reporters hand in to the paper. * * * PEOPLE WE REMEMBER No. 18: OLIVIA BRICKMAN, last year a senior. She was an excellent ptudent and a quiet, good-natured friend—the kind most people like to have around when they want to talk just as they please. Word comes from Wichita, Kansas, where she is teaching the primary room in the church school, that they value her highly also. No. 19: A. K. PHILLIPS juSt must canvass or see that other people do if he is happy. Idaho is the lucky state that claims him for it's field agen. Last year while Dean Habc- nicht was away on business, A. K. tried the experiment of being "Pop" Phillips. Apparently he likes to sell books better. No. 20: VERNON BECKER. When Vernon used to help get out THE CLOCK TOWER in '31 people knew he had a right to be ambitious. At the present time he is the pastor of the Waco, Texas, church. No. 21 and 22: PASTOR AND MRS. CARMAN kept the needs of China be- fore the students last year, even letting them experiment in some of China's customs—praticularly that of eating noodles with chop sticks. After a dem- onstration, it looked much easier. They are teaching in the Berea Junior aca- demy, Jefferson, Texas, Pastor Car- man acting es principal and church pas- rtor, and Mrs. Carman teaching the primary room. Having some know- ledge of the Southern people's excel- lent judgment, we know the report is true that the school there appreciates their good luck in obtaining these two capable workers. No. 23: BEATRICE Ross is trying her lhand at teaching church school in Greeley, Colorado, this year. We wonder who laughs the more, the stu- dents or the teacher. Taking life with a grin isn't the worst fault in the world. Beatrice was one of Doctor Dick's readers last year and it was interesting to observe how certain his- tory students kept her good will. * • * TOWNS MADE FAMOUS BY WHOM Chicago—Mrs. O'Leary's cow. Casper, Wyoming—Anna May Pearce. Kansas City, Kansas—Esther Reeder. Hannibal, Missouri—Mark Twain. Ketchcm, Oklahoma—Glenn Fillman. Claremore, Oklahoma—Will Rogers Denver, Colorado—Helen Cornell. Houston, Texas—Sam Houston and Isaac Berry. Shreveport, Louisiana (r's silent)—La Verne Singletery. Hinsdale, Illinois—Morten Davis. Duluth, Minnesota—Chester Pelto. Lincoln, Nebraska—General Pershing, Claire Heitman, and William Jen- nings Bryan. Oklahoma City—Bill Carter and Bill Murray. Englewood, Colorado—Bill Whitscn. Cooperstown, New York—James Fen- imore Cooper. Washington, D. C.—George Wash- ington and Louise Olsen. New York City—Babe Ruth and Walt Mazart. Minneapolis—The Johnsons. Palo Alto—Herbert Hoover. Sauk Center, Minnesota — Sinclair Lewis and Ruby Guishard. Genoa, Italy—Christopher Columbus. Halicarnassus—Herodotus. Tulsa, Oklahoma—Mlle. Simon Le- gree Wofford (the editor). COLUMNAR FANCY By I,AU RETTA JEN E TORQUELK LEIN PAGE TWO THE CLOCK TOWER THE CLOCK TOWER Published biweekly during the school year and monthly during August by ine Student Publishing Association of Union College. Vol_ IX APRIL 11, 1935 No. 14 Subscription rate: One dollar a year: five cents a copy Those who have their addressee changed should send ice both the old sod the new addresses to enable us to make the change accurately and quickly. Send communications to The CLOCK TOWER, College View, Lincoln, Nebraska Advertising rates furnished on request. Entered as •econd•class matter at the post office at Lincoln, Nebraska, April 5, 1911, under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage as provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized June 17, 1921. BUSINESS STAFF Arthur Bietz - President and Business Manager Frank Swearingen Circulation Mgr.I Thomas Dokken - Advertising Mgr. Annabell Rumpf Asst Cir. Mgr. Theodora Wirak - Sec. and Treas. EDITORIAL STAFF Mary Jene Wofford Editor-in-C-hief STAFF A STAFF B Laurette Wilcox - Associate Editor Theodore Torkelson - Associate Editor Florence Lucille Terry Assistant Editor Chester Pelto - Assistant Editor Harold Schmidt - Assistant Editor Alice Nelson - Assistant Editor Verne Burdick - Assistant Editor Eleanor Kirkpatrick • Assistant Editor Repo Jeanette Taylor, Jessie Mae Elmore, Hubert Ary.. Elinor Staples. Russell Nelson. Roger Baker. UNCOAtCHED HONESTY Remarks about the undesirability of an occasional partly baked potato are sometimes heard in the dining room. Just so disappointing and undesirable are jobs performed in a slip-shod manner. Some weeks ago during an inspection of the school, how every one slicked his hair, polished his company manners, (sup )- pressed his boisterousness, greased the hinges of his smile, and generally overhauled his attitude, and even put English on his broom handle or shovel. It might be too much to expect that to be the case always. Too often as soon as the inspectors' backs were turned a new low in Utopian Utilities was reached. It would hardly be possible to be keyed up to perfection at all times; or, like the "One Hoss Shay," all might collapse at once. However, the remembrance that there is always a wit- ness to everything one does, might aid in gaining a more nearly perfect attainment. Above the human witness the supreme In- spector is an ever-present eye and ear to all deeds and acts. Watch the workers sometimes. This one is almost always on the run to complete his work; that one saunters along ex- changing philosophy with giggles or squirrels; at two minutes before six some drop hammers or papers and dash toward the dining room; others wait religiously until the clock strikes; while some few remain to leave things in order so work can be resumed at a later time without delay. Genuineness and hearty applica- tion are synonymous with success. E. P. K. A TIME TO BE HEROIC At first it was the measles and mumps, then scarlet fever— and now worst of all, Spring Fever. There isn't a student or faculty member who doesn't show at least the symptoms. It would make a curious headline for the city paper—Union col- lege quarantined with Spring Fever. Seriously, there are only five more weeks of school; only five more weeks of classes, worships, programs, picnics, and fun, and we will be through another year of school. Have we done our best? Has this year been worth while? Have we gained by the experience here? Have we passed on any good thing? Are we better for having come here? Is Union better for our coming? It isn't too late yet. Of course one can't do a school year's work in five weeks, but he can accomplish important things if he determines to do so. When the mid-semester grades were issued some of us were highly disappointed because they were not better. But even in five weeks we can raise them by a perceptible degree. Let's throw off this stupor that the sudden coming of spring has put on us. We can get our themes and outside reading done on time, and we can study our assignments with the purpose of actually learning. It may be necessary to sacrifice making candy in the spread room or playing baseball on a balmy day;and it may even mean burning the midnight oil a few times, but it will pay. We'll be glad we've done it! There's a certain satisfaction in knowing that we've worked hard and that we have tangible re- sults. F. L. T. But now I'm sad and wobegone And as cross as I can be, For the way the country's traveled Is an awful sight to see. (EDITOR'S NOTE.--So many compli- ments have been received on ballads re- cently published that it has been decided to print the following one which, be- cause of various reasons, has been re- peatedly turned down since this colyum began to funtion. Take it for what it is worth.) I've always longed to travel Through countries far and wide, But not until the last two years Has this longing been supplied. Now which it is that travels— The country fair or me— Is the thing that makes this story As usual as can be. Last summer when the sand arrived And fogged our rooms and halls Until we couldn't even tell The color of our walls The South Dakota people said, 'Twas their country sure as fate— At least I've checked it off my list As having seen this state. I watched it days and even weeks, Till my eyes just watered mud, And wished and wished with little hope For a good old fashioned flood. This spring my plans were alte'red And I surely hoped to see Nebraska's plains and meadows From all other countries free. From north and south it's gathered, From cast and west fogged in, Until the states I've seen this year That I've watched on me descend. Have silenced and appalled me, Have left me smudged and grim, Have battered, biffed, and grated me, Left my hopes and plans bedimmed, But one sad lesson I have learned From bruises, cracks, and bangs, I. to always, ever be content, Not traveling other lands * * • WORTH MENTIONING It is being noised about that dur- ing the past spring vacation one of the senior girls wore a black shoe and a brown one to an early morning breakfast. Reason—the lights didn't come on until five o'clock. The er- ror was not discovered until it was too late to remedy. One of the younger faculty mem- bers recently began to nurse a thriv- ing mustache. However, it dis- appeared before one could judge whether it marred or beautified. We wonder why? Joe Karlick has a refined or "de- licious" sense of humor. We wonder how he would get even with his tor- mentors if it weren't for the meth- elene blue and baseball. Union College Provides for Its Constituency Thoroughly Standard Work BACHELOR of ARTS with a choice of major in any of nine departments and minor in any of twelve Ju nior College and Professional Diplomas Thoroughly Accredited in: Advanced Normal Commerce Pre-dental Pre-dietetics Pre-medical Pre-nurses All in a Wholesome Christian Environment For Calendar and Information Address the Registrar, College View Station, Lincoln, Nebr. Is your Bible torn and ragged? We can fix itl Are the pages of your books coming loose? We can sew them! Are you losing individual copies of the Review, Instructor, Life El Health? We can Bind them! Do you have any books that need rebinding? We can do it! Capital City Bookbindery Spring is Here How About Trellis Work for Those Vines Roses? College Mill In Basement of College Press Now that you can't go with- out a BRIM .1 • look to fet.or these at 10' ) '1" M ANY STYLES in lacy braids, petalines and rought straws. Bretons and sailors for suits. Irregular brims for smart flattery. Small brims for runabout. Swooping brims for summer. White, pastel or dark colors. THRIFT BASEMENT We strive for the highest in workmanship and care, at the lowest consistent price to you. Union College Laundry Phone F0-44W THE CLOCK TOWER PAGE THREE 27 Important Steps I inquire at three places to find the place where licenses are issued. I go there, and find eight differ- ent sections, and inquire where one begins the process. I am told to go to the - mesa de partes," whatever that means. I go there, and find that it has two parts, and of course I am at the wrong part. I go to the next. There I find eight men all try- ing to crowd into a small opening to call the attention of the one inside. The idea of taking turns in the order in which they arrive has never oc- curred to them. After waiting some time, and squeezing in ahead of the crowd as opportunity offers, I at last get the man to answer my question as to what I should do to get a bicycle license. He tells me that I have to bring a statement or bill of purchase from the store from which I bought the bicycle to show that I am the right- ful owner. I feel as though some one has slapped me in the face. To think that I might have stolen the bi- cycle has never occurred to me. I simply state that I do not have a bill of sale, and he disinterestedly walks away from me saying that I cannot get a license without a bill of sale, and that I cannot operate it either. Someone suggests that if I had the statement of having paid duty on en- tering the country, I might be able to get the license with that. Fortunate- ly I have that, and I am told to bring that first thing, and then the process will begin. I take the bus and come home, so thankful at last that I finally got through that line and found out what I had to do to get the bicycle license. The next day I go in the after- noon, with my statement of duty paid, and confidently march up to the win- dow, expecting all to be well. I ar- rive about 2:30 and find everything as still as a graveyard. What is the trouble? At last I find a watchman, who tells me that this is summer now, and all public offices are open only from 9:30 a. m. to 12:30 p. m. I go back home duly impressed with the wonders of a country where no one needs to work in the afternoon. I determine to be first the next morning. I arrive at 9:00 a. m., and all is still peaceful and quiet. By some mystery, at 9:30, doors open on all sides, and it seems at once a crowd forms at the window of the "table of parts." But I press right in, and manage to get attention. I pre- sent my statement of duty paid with my request for a bicycle license, and am asked for the bill of sale. Again I explain that I do not have it. After considerable hesitancy, the statement of duty is accepted, and I am asked where the stamps are. I ask him what stamps; and some one who has al- ready brought his and is glad for a chance to present them and thus get ahead of me, shakes his stamps in my face and says that I should have some like his. They are regular postage stamps, worth 40 cents American money, and I must have two of them. Where do I get them? Around the corner at the third door. I hasten to the third door and upon arriving there, I find a fellow sitting beside a table with his feet on a chair, read- ing the newspaper. He does not even look up when I come in, and I stand there for a few moments before I can decide whether some one else is tc sell stamps or if the literary-minded man of leisure is the one who does such things sometimes. Seeing no other sources of information, I risk asking him. After continuing with his reading for a few minutes, he says that he does, and continues to read. I wait for a few moments, and tell him I would like to have two stamps of S/1.00 each. He reads some more, and then without changing position, reach• es over and opens a drawer, takes out two stamps, and hands them over to me, after I pay him. 10. 1 rush back to the "table of parts," and find the usual jam. I get up to the man at the window, and I present my stamps in triumph. He takes them, together with my state- ment of duty paid, gets two blanks, and starts writing my name and ad- dress. He hands the blanks to me and tells me that I must put down on them the number of the bicycles, val- ue, and where bought, and any nun ber of other similar items. That was the first time that I ever knew that any bicycle had a number, but de- cide that at any rate, I might as well go back home. Arriving at home, I painstaking- ly filled in all the information required, and discovered that there were many spaces in the blank that I was not supposed to fill in and that I could not understand. Again I presented my blanks all filled out at the "table of parts." The attendant took the blanks, filled in a few more spaces, and informed me that I would have to go to the "technical department." That was the second door around the corner. 13, I hastened to the "technical de- partment," where I presented my little document which I had been given, and after a casual glance, the attendant there said, "So you have the bicycles with you?" I said I did not. Then he said, "You will have to bring them here for examination." And I would have to ride the bicycles up here, a distance of some four or five miles— another trip. All ready for the last step. My son Norman on one bicycle and I on the other, we went to the big city to have the bicycles inspected. The at- tendant at the "technical department" came out, asked where the number on the bicycles was, and I told him that they had none, and after looking them over, he found a number on one of them and none on the other. He simply made a note of this fact, and said, -Come back day after tomorrow and your licenses will be ready." Imagine my surprise when I learned that the examination was not to see if the bi- cycle was in fit running condition but rather to determine if the color and number, etc., of my description cor- responded with the facts. Again I was shocked to think that I might be a liar. Day after tomorrow came. First I went to the cashier's office, as I had been instructed fully expecting to pay a little more money and get my plates. I handed over my little paper. After looking at the stack of papers on his desk, the attendant said that he did not have the order for the license plates and that I ought to inquire at the "table of parts" to find out at what stage of development the process was in. At the "table of parts. - After a genuine battle, I presented my im- portant question and was informed that the order must be in the cashier's office. I returned to the cashier's of- fice with rising hopes. I was positive- ly told there without further search that they were not there. If the "ta- ble of parts" did not know where they were, I might inquire at the next door. They might know. I inquired at the office next door and found that they had received the papers from the "technical depart- ment" two days before and had done nothing with them. Upon my arrival, they began to make out some more papers on which they specified the amount that I was to pay. Ah, at last. Surely having paid the money, that would finish things up. The cashier is about to buy some cakes from a peddler as I come in. He is very busy. I ask him about my papers and he tells me to wait a while, as they have to be signed by his boss. I wait, the boss signs them, and hands them over to the clerk, who has about finished his cakes by this time. He gets very busy, and af- ter making a few more entries in a large ledger, tells me that I am to pay for this in the state treasurer's office, which is some fifteen blocks away, in another part of the city. 20, Patience all gone now, it is DOLE STUDIO 1825 0 ST. Pllor*R06 LINCOLN, NEBR. TYPEWRITERS Sale, Rent, or Service All Makes General Typewriter Ex. Phone B-5258 225 So. 13th St. Lincoln, Nebr. merely a question of brute endurance. I keep on, and finally arrive at the state treasurer's office. I find the place, I am to present my documents first, and after handing them to a young lady there who makes further entries in a book, and tears off part of my papers, gives the rest back to me, and says nothing. I ask her what is next. She tells me to go down stairs to the cashier's office, and they will take my money there. I am not able to be surprised any more, and just go on. 21. I find the cashier's office, and he actually receives the money which I am to pay. He gives Inc a receipt. I ask him what is next. He is very busy and talks with his back toward me, and I only get that I am to go to the first cashier's office, about fifteen blocks back. Back to the first office. I present my receipt, and the attendant looks at me in surprise. "That is not the re- ceipt that you ought to have," he says. "You will have to go back and get another receipt, from another of- fice, next to the one where you got this." Although I should have gone back the next day, I had to take five days to get up courage to make an- other effort. I returned to the cash- ier's office at the state treasurer's of- fice, and with no explanation asked him where I am to go next, and pre- sent my receipt to him. He informs me that I am to return up stairs, to the last place I came to before coming to him. I follow orders implicitly, without thinking ahead. It does not pay. There I am given a very official appearing document, a receipt of the money I have paid. Then I hasten back to the former office fifteen blocks away. Just as I enter this office, I find that there is a large number of people waiting to get in, but I manage to get in first. They come piling in all around and behind me, waving their respective documents, to get attention as soon as possible. Mine gets in first. I am getting to be an expert at the national game. But I almost lose all my ego when I see mine piled up under all the rest that are taken in as fast as they can be handed in. I ask what I am supposed to do next, as no record is made here, but they are just piled up together, and the girl who re- ceives them simply leaves them there, doing nothing. She informs me that I am simply to wait. I stand there for approximately ten minutes, and a tall HODGMAN Mortuary 1233 - - K St. Office B-6959 darkie comes officiously in, grabs all the papers up, and disappears through a doorway. Others besides myself be- gin to look rather uneasy, as we have given away every single proof of hav- ing paid anything, or done anything after all this time, and stand there looking like dunces. Ten minutes more, and the darkie comes sauntering in again, with the bundle of our papers. He drops them on the desk and goes out. The girl turns the pile upside down, and my paper comes first. She scrutinizes my foreign name, and calls it out as best she can. I answer at once, and she looks around to see which one of the crowd it is that has answered. She fixes her gaze on me as she sus- piciously asks me where I live, for what I am getting a license, the num- ber of the bicycle and other questions. Most of them I can answer; so I pass this examination. She hands me my papers and a pen, and asks me to sign my name twice as indicated. Having done so, I get a certificate of title to my bicycle, together with its number which it does not have, and the num- ber of my license plate. Then I am informed that I have finished. Again I am dumfounded. Where is my li- cense plate? "Oh," I am told, "they will be ready in about a week." "Where do I get them?" "Huaquilla 1177." Now where and what might that be? The "table of parts" can tell me. I present my problem to the pa- tient attendant there, who informs me that the above is the address of the place where I get my license plates. And I thought I was in that place all the time! No, it is about three miles away. I went home. Completely conquered by this time, I decide that I will hire a boy from the country to finish the job up for me, and after the week, make the deal. I am informed that he must take the bicycles and have the plates put on them. It would be impossible for them to be delivered to me or to any- one else. They must be sealed on the bicycles. Otherwise I might put them on a burro (donkey). The boy takes the bicycles to the specified plate, and returns with the plates. Unbeliev- able, but true. And the greatest won- der of all is that the plates were sealed on with a stove bolt so loosely screwed on that one can take It off easily with one's fingers! Well done, and really through! _i \... DREW C. DEVRIENDT 1 commercial artist LAYO U T estont E TTERING RETOUCHING ILLUSTRATION AS SOC !ATI D WITH T MC Feeding from 2,500 to 3,000 men three meals a day is an everyday problem for the Anderson brothers whose work it is to keep well fed the army of men employed on the Boulder dam project. This was a report of Louise R. Marshall in the April American Cookery in the article, "Feeding a Family With Abnormal Appetites." The writer visited the Anderson mess hall which no one should miss when znaking a trip to the Boulder dam. "It has been estimated that it will cost in excess of $10,000,000 to feed the men on the job during the six years set aside for its con- struction," says Miss Marshall. One would think so if one could fathom the enormous amounts of ,milk, butter, eggs, bread, and many other foods consumed by this large number of workers. * * * In the current issue of the Prairie Schooner Saare Erickson gives a word portrait of R. L. Cochran— Nebraska's new governor. He fits well with the panorama of early 'Nebraska of which the pio- neer is the symbol." It will be of encouragement to the college stu- dent today to know of the strug- gles and problems Governor Cochrane had when he attended jthe University of Nebraska, from which he was graduated in 1910. In the midst of his position with the state as county surveyor he !was called to enlist in the world war. After returning he served as state engineer until iu July, 1934, he announced himself as candidate for the Democratic nomination for governer. Today he is Nebraska's governor. * h The realm where the visal ob- server still reigns supreme and will not be dethroned is in astronomy. cHenry Norris Russell tells in the IMay Scientific American concerning "Double Stars." He says, "There are at least four prerequisites for a successful program of astronomi- cal observation: a good telescope, a good climate, a good eye, and good judgment." One needs these to view the double stars. The paths they follow and the brightness, faint- ness, and dissappearance at one time and another are all interesting prob- lems of the astronomer even when he has good equipment. * * T. Gordon Reynolds, M. D., asks the queston, "Who cures the sick?—doctors, medicine, or state of mind?" in the May Health mag- azine. Doctors have wondered many times who the one was that received the credit when a person was healed by some favorite tra- dition. Incidents cited go to prove the people are applying spider jwebs to stop the flow of blood from a cut, hanging a bag of asa- fetida around the neck to prevent infection, using a "sunburn lotion" to prevent sunburn while at the beach—and giving these nostrums credit for the healing. MISSIONARY EXPERIENCE We License a Bike By RUFUS Roy, U. C., '23 Review of Union's Bookshelf ELINOR STAPLES CAPITAL ENGRAVING CO. Si. SOW,. 11" • T 7 College View Edyth's Beauty Shop Edyth Vcrcio Phone 330 In Dunlap's Barber Shop Preserve Picnic Memories Any size film developed and printed 34 The College Photo Shop Sea Dean Duffield or Vernon Hodson dr44111,11 - • -::--i Hornung's Hardware Phone 13W Across from Campus COAL, LUMBER and HARDWARE Coal is Cash College View Lumber & Coal Co. FO-36 A. I. LOVELL, M. D. Physiotherapy & Surgery Glasses Fitted Phone FO-46 3819 So. 48th St. 00•••••••••••••••••••••• : • Cheer Mother • ..., ..-. 2 I Your • ! Photo I • 2 • 2 Will 2 ! 1 on + Mother's Day 1 ! MORSE STUDIO ! • FO-48J • 2 •••••••••••••••••••••••• Opposite South Hall 1.11.-m--.1-11--1--1....1111----6p1---v111----11----.--1-.-.11-11-11- TI HIE IIDAVE%IDCUT ti CUT-N-CURL SHOP 4735 Prescott FO-65J i.vd.wm.ra.rno" Delicious Home Made Pies QUICK LUNCH South of Union Bank Davies Groceryteria FRUITS - CANDIES ICE CREAM BARS Across Campus BUNNELL'S Delicious Home Made PIES Sandwiches Cakes JIM RODNEY'S Texaco Filling Station Havoline Oil 4103 South 48th St. — — F.11 NM .1 MN MS 1M ,MM IMMIS I It Really Pays to patronize the Clock Tower Advertisers Barbers Hairdressers Phone 48-W X-Ray Diagnosis Res. 15-W DR. FRANK T. LOPP DENTIST 203-4 Hornung Building Opposite South Hall Remember MARTIN when U need Shoe Repairing PAGE FOUR THE CLOCK TOWER Anderson is Union Standby Eldine Hahn has moved out of North hall into an apartment with her mother. Mrs. R. E. Bowles, of Omaha, spent April 20 here with her daughter Marjorie. Everett Coleman spent a few days this week with relatives in St. Paul, Nebraska. Superintendent M. C. Lefler, of the Lincoln Schools, inspected Union (last week. Miss Ruby Lea has been attending a registrars' convention in Raleigh, North Carolina. William Erwin, of Boulder, Colo- rado, spent two days with his sister Leona last week. An eight and a half pound son was born to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Sofsky on Easter morning. The only scarlet fever patient now is Albert Bauer, employee of the Union College laundry. The vocal ensemble and their friends enjoyed a hike and breakfast on the morning of April 14. Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Brown and son Russell, of Boulder, Colorado, spent last week-end at the college. Louis Thayer, who recently under- went an operation for appendicitis, has returned to his school work. Charles Teel has purchased an Indian "45" motorcycle to use in his canvassing work this summer. Alma Sparrow, of Minneapolis, Min- nesota, is spending a week as a guest of Mr. and Mrs. Jack Christensen. The Union College laundry has a new standard Chevrolet commercial truck for pick-up and delivery service. Minnie Reinholtz, of Boulder, Colo- rado, spent April 20 and 21 here visiting her brother Sam Reinholtz. Elmer Hagen spent last week in Chicago and Berrien Springs, Michi- gan, where he visited with his mother. Professor Louis Hansen spent a recent week-end at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Wilson, of Mt. Ayr, Iowa. T. C. Nethery, secretary-treasurer of the Kansas conference, and daugh- ter Genevieve spent April 21 at the college.. President M. L. Andreasen and (Dr. H. K. Schilling made a business trip to North Platte, Nebraska, Wed- nesday. Olivia Brickman, who is teaching in the church school in Wichita, Kan- sas, visited at the college over the week-end. A. M. Ragsdale, of Topeka, Kansas, was among recent visitors at the col- lege. Mr. Ragsdale is Educational secretary in Kansas. Dr. and Mrs. C. C. Martinson, of Wayzata, Minnesota, recently spent the week-end here with their sons Arthur and Elmer. Mildred Shannon has moved back into North Iran. Her mother, with whom she has been staying, has re- turned to Topeka, Kansas. Elder E. H. Oswald, president of the North Dakota conference, visited with his son and daughter, Aaron and Miriam, over the week-end. Quarterly service for the college was held in the College View church Sabbath April 13, by Pastors 'Schuster and Anderson. Henry Meissner and Edward Nachreiner told of the progress of the Adventist work in Germany at Sabbath school, April 13. iZ•X;i:. 41CKX•XX.X.X.X.K•:?;;X•X>1.;!;.4 ... Professor H. C. Klement, Educa- tional and Missionary Volunteer sec- retary in the Oregon conference, has been visiting at the home of his par- ents in College Vew. The Knights of Seventy-two enter- tained the inmates of South hall with magic art tricks Wednesday evening. Michael Holm, the chief magician, was assisted by Carlton Blackburn. Pastor and Mrs. 0. 0. Bernstein stopped in College View for a few days on their way to California, where Elder Bernstein will take an ex- tended rest. While here he spoke to the students on several occasions. On April 14 Dean Pearl Rees en- tertained the members of the North Hall House committee at a breakfast in the spread room. The guests were: Frances Spoden, Beth Town- send, Lauretta Wilcox, Felicia Wright, Virginia Stevens, Helen Cornell, Irene Johnson, and Annabel) Rumpf. INTERESTING BASEBALL GAME WON BY FRESHMEN By a score of 8 to 7 the freshmen team defeated a team selected from the visiting academy seniors, on the diamond east of the boy's dormitory Sunday afternoon. The game was close all the way, the lead changing several times, Features of the game were Schafer's pitching for the freshmen and Earl Rollins' wild (?) throw which hit President Andreasen in the back. 0 "Cleverness is serviceable for every- thing, sufficient for nothing." HOCHWOHLGEBOREN Delectable. That is an adjective which would seem to sum up the popu- lar impression of Joseph Karlick. And for once, Albert Edward Wiggam notwithstanding, we believe the peo- ple are right. Outstanding in Joe is his lisp, which eludes the r altogether and gives a distinguishing quality to the contiguous vowel. Some have said that his voice carries the atmosphere of bluebonnets, but we doubt it. Those accents are something more than southern. Whoever made the state- ment might have got a whiff of Joe's favorite gum—juicy fruit. Whether his voice, his looks, or his prowess in athletics gain him his repute among the muliebrity, it would be hard to say, but no one will deny his power. Perhaps the most distinguishing fea- ture of his personality is a sort of hochwohlgeboren consciousness of savoir faire, which finds expression in the complacence of his badinage. But Joseph's irony is inoffensive be- cause it is barely perceptible and really witty. GREEK GOD No "cookie" is Kimber Johnson. He is a man for the out-of-doors. This filius ferrae prefers the pleasures o eating and sleeping to baseball or soc- cer. Physical work is his recreation. And it has endowed him with the muscle and symetrical form of a Greek God. However, one would be wrong to assume that Kimber's interests are purely physical. Those A's in history signify something. We rather think he will do well in that factual field, for he likes facts and plenty of them. P. S. For further information con- cerning Kimber, ask Morten Davis— the editor is fulminating for more copy, and is besides, particularly dis- agreeable this morning. * * * PHILOCRAT The reasons for popularity are some- times hard to ascertain; but in the case of Cleta Chinn we can readily place our finger on the personal quality which draws people to her—sincere interest in others. Hers is not the in- terests of the social climber who uses people to her own ends, or of the nov- elist who studies types, later to make them the object of his satire, but of the humanist who takes them for the better. As evidence of the esteem in BY HUBERT ARY A scholar and a gentleman is Pro- fessor J. N. Anderson, instructor in Bible and Greek at Union college. As proof, witness his academic attain- inents and his well-known cultural savoir faire. Professor Anderson has the distinc- tion of being the only teacher at Un- ion given space in Who's Who in America. His Bachelor's degree is from Milton college. From the Uni- versity of Chicago he holds the Bach- elor of Divinity, a graduate degree of high rank. Successively a country school teach- er, pastor in several churches, pioneer missionary to China, and college pro- fessor, this teacher has had a wide range of experience, which forms the basis of his many stories and illustra- tions. Perhaps the popularity of Pro- which she is held, one might recall (that she was twice elected the most popular girl in her high school and once elected queen of the basketball festival. Some of her major likes are music, especially the peppy type (in- cidentally she scrapes a nifty bow over the strings); flowers; and poetry (romantic, preferred). Cleta is taking the commercial course and intends some day to be a private secretary. * * * EQUESTRIENNE 0ne of Union's scholars of renown and, paradoxically enough, her great- est feminine connoisseur hails from Wyoming. Eleanor Kirkpatrick, in spite of the encumbrance of a long Irish name, has advanced far. In high school, it is reported, she first awakened to her opportunities and 'responsibilities when she was award- ed the highest scholastic honors in her class. At Union she has continued her exceptional performance, and last semester earned six A's and one B, which record has made her the object of considerable awe among the fresh- men. Such an accomplishment at Union it might be added, is about as frequent as a smile from an editor of a college paper. In her hobbies as well as in nearly everything else, Eleanor is different—she has a mania for horses, doubtless an effect of her Wyoming education. She brings to North hall something we have long been looking for—Naturalness. * * * NATURALIST That quiet streams run deepest might be aptly applied to a rising young naturalist on our campus, Stan- ley Kannenberg, for it can adequately be said of him, "Not a word spake he more than was need. - A number of students do not know this hard- working, steady, reserved chap from North Dakota because he is so un- ostentatious and quiet. There arc others who would not know him ex- except for his appearance in music re- citals. On such occasions his firmness of conduct serves him well, for he endures the compliments paid him with a remarkable degree of uncon- cern. It is a known fact that he pre- fers to read about snakes, toads, in- sects, or anything of that nature, so great is his love for animal life. His latest ambition is to become a taxi- dermist. lessor Anderson's classes is in part due to his habit of telling stories viv- idly and frequently. His classes are havens for Irishmen and other Anglo- phobes, for the butt of most of his stories is the oppressed Englishman. Although he is in physical appear- ance a conservative, those who talk to Professor Anderson regarding politics, religion, or modern social problems find him unusually well read and un- usually broad-minded and progressive. Perhaps the reason for this is not on- ly his wide experience but also the large amount of time he spends in the library. Professor Anderson is an authority on comparative religions, speaks Ger- man, Danish, and Chinese, and is pro- ficient in Latin, Hebrew, and Greek. The word "kindly" best describes Professor Anderson's personal ap- pearance. To the students he is known as a deep thinker—no small compliment when the critical attitude of sonic is taken into consideration. When perplexed, or affronted by the ignorance of some freshman (or up- perclassman) he says ''nix nix.'' Perhaps the key to Professor An- derson's broad background is his in- tellectual curiosity. This can be cor- roborated by the reporter who after a twenty minute interview discovered that Professor Anderson asked most of the questions and the reporter gave most of the answers. (The editor at- tributes this to bum reporting.) Visitors Here from Seven states Below appears the list of visitors as registered at Union college for the week-end, Others were in attendance but failed to register. Colorado: Edith Larsen, Ruth Stokes, Ellen Zender, Elaine Hause, Grover Zierle, Delbert Brown, Lu- cille Jones, Hulda Weng, Christina Guptill, Mary Lou Corson, Wylma Wilson, Jay Crouch, Robert Mar- quardt, Edna Schmidt, Carrol Bye- rum, Alberta Glover, Mary Johnson, Mabel Phillips, Kathleen Lauda, E. F. Heim, Evelyn Bullock, Mae Roper, Ruth Cooper, George Love, Paul Wenzel, Boyd Olson, Gordon Phillips. South Dakota: Evelyn Dufloth, Dena Hoeger, Claribel Babcock, Betty Claridge, Ruby Bowes, Elmer Gahl, Willis Hickok, Everett Watt, Lyle Wesner, John Scriven, C. R. Long, Emil E. Bietz, Mrs. Emil E. Bietz, Arlene J. Bietz. North Dakota: Raymond Grenberg, Jacob Fertuck, Harley Reiswig, El- mer Suckut, William Rabuka, Rich- ard Wilkinson, Theodore Herr, Clar- ence Heist, George Brand, A. New- man, Margaret Beck, Lorraine E. Pop- pe, Viola L. Tonn, Leone Thacbinke, Jessie F. Dietrich, Anna Gruzeusky, Frances Olson, Avis Petersen, Edna Bentz, Charlotte Rhinehart, Allise Lemke, Adeline Warncke, Lorine Schinike, Kathrine Beck. Minnesota: Mr. and Mrs. David Gulbrandson, Mildred Wahlen, Eve- lyn Midday, Alice McClintock, Mur- iel Franklin, Doris Wilcox, Marvel Linnell, Martha Nelson, Ruby Grund- set, Mac Berthelsen, E. K. Vande Vere, A. W. Kiley, Alger Johns, Ei- nor Hangcn, Glen Bartell, Harvey Zeelau, Loren Vixie, Merrill Thayer, Walter Thompson, Cora Knutson, Lcora Van Allen, Lila Peters, Vera Gritzmacher, Leonard Larson, Gor- don Zytkockce, Martha Cook, Evelyn Halsurck, Eunice Nelson, Helen Nel- son, Ruth Magdanz, Myrtle Sather, Ruth Roush, Garfield Jorgenson, Hyl- lif Houck, June Layman. Iowa: Grace Duffield, Luella Walk- er, Fae Cowin, Yvonne Richardson, Dorothy Healzer, Mildred Callahan, Reva Sanders, Ruth Sanders, Neva Allen, Lois Anderson, Della Wiltse, Mae Bolyard, Rendall Loomis, H. C. Hartman, Ross Smith, Robert Fuller, Milford Juhl, Harry Hlad, Howard Flier, Eddie Taylor, Gordon Blumen- schein, Walter Dahl, Lester Wiley, A. E. Axelson, Melvin Clem, Gordon Wallace, P. P. Anderson, Leroy Blood, Donald Wiltse, Dwaine Brown, James Stevens. Nebraska: G. E. Hutches, Law- rence Caviness, Marie Sanders, Elea- nor Danielson, Robert Russell, A. C. Lindahl, Ella G. Esau, Ruth Jansen, John Jansen, Carl Frederick, Eva Fletcher, John Dee Fletcher, Leland Jocobsen, Isabel Brebner, Lorrayne Partridge, Harold Sample, Velan An- derson, Thelma Carrigan, Laura Jen- sen, Herman Kicenski, Rosemary Pooler, Hazel Brebner, Mr. and Mrs. V. E. Bascom, Roy Stretter, Henry Simpson, Charles Greene, Clifford Starkebaum, Westly Rollins. Kansas: Irvin Alway, Jack Chinn, Margaret Gilchrest, Ruth Perkins, Lil- lian Godfrey, June Adeen Root, Car- oline Seltman, Medora Hein, Marvel Hiatt, Chrystal Stevens, 'Margaret Seitz, Willis Mohr, 'Wesley Hagel- gantz, Ed Mantz, Ernest Seltman, Warren Francis, Clarence Wallace, Elmer Krause, Leslie Reeve, De Van Millar, A. D. Holmes, Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Hein, Mr. and Mrs. Everett Kirk, Stanley Kirk. Texas: Virginia Wilson, Murrell Connell, and Mrs. Carmie Owen-Nes- mith. 0 YOST'S FATHER DIES Elder Frank H. Yost, assistant pro- fessor of theology at Union college, was called to Philadelphia today by the death of his father, Frank H. 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