ENTERTAINMENT page 14-15 Blonde or Brunette? Quote “Happiness is not a des­ tination. It is found along the way in simple pleasures and in acts of kindness and love.” - HJB Three-cheese tortellini, superintendents, AND BRASS BELLS by Dustin Opitz 66 Tfcame to get 1' my $60,000 bell. I’ve waited four .years, for it,” said Amy Wahlen, senior elemen­ tary | education major. The education department honored Wahlen and the other seniors in the department at the annual Education Club banquet. February 5, in the Haymarket’s Grand Station Ballroom, Union college faculty and students dined with Adventist educational superintendents, principals, and cooperating teachers. The banquet's main purposes was to honor the seniors and provide a social- ly-friendly environment for all educa­ tion majors to meet potential employ­ ers. To honor the seniors, education department faculty presented a brass bell engraved with “UC” to the 18 seniors graduating this year. Amy Wahlen said her bell represents four years of hard work and a lot of money spent on tuition. The banquet also offered an opportunity for education members to meet their potential employers from Adventist schools and conferences. Andrew Jorgensen, a sophomore elementary education major, commented that getting acquainted with potential employers probably will prove useful to him in a couple of years. During the banquet, Lou Ann Howard, Associate Director of Education for the Mid-America Union,- spoke briefly on methods Christ used when teaching. She said, “individualization, discipline, and personal association” made Christ a model teacher. Prior to the banquet, Naomi Woods, Education Club President, along with Vice-President Zeb Meharry planned and worked to make the evening a success. The table centerpieces, pots of gold filled with chocolate coins, symbolized the theme of this year's banquet, “Children are more precious than gold.” The train station employees catered a meal of three-cheese tortellini, avacado salad, dinner rolls, and chocolate mousse. Over 80 people came to the banquet. Zeb Meharry said the banquet created a pleasant atmos­ phere for interaction. After helping plan it, he said that he was glad everything went smoothly and that so many people came. INSIDE - fc m NEWS pages #4 >> Witness another episode of Ruffleumpagus. 1 SPORTS page 6 The Warriors wrap-tup®] RELIGION pages 8-9 Wondering what'it’s all about? LIVING pages Are you engaged? See the Wedding Shop in this section. ARTS page 12-13 Do you envy Barbie or Ken? This section is an eye opener. MM Heather Fullmer receives her bell at the Education Club Banquet. OPINION clockto wer staff 2000.2001 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF romeka ahrens ASSISTANT EDITOR karrie juhl LAYOUT & DESIGN callie kanen NEWS EDITOR ~ kayla thorn RELIGION EDITOR gina jacob LIVING EDITOR Christina smith ARTS EDITOR rolf holbrook ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR shawna malvini SPORTS EDITOR greg Steiner PHOTO EDITOR klaralynn gatz U SAID IT jodi wall REPORTERS jessica- anderson scott cushman matt gal kadene garrett gabriel gonzalez heather kampf Christine kelly rebecca marsh cassandra milnes carrie purkeypile tasha reynolds Christina roth OPINION nathan blake COMIC manuel eagan PHOTOGRAPHERS klaralyn gatz ADVISOR andy nash ADVERTISING MANAGER rebecca marsh PRINTER oakcreekprinting The Clocktower is the official student paper of Union College. The views expressed here are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the editors, Union College, ASB, or the SDA church. The editorial staff retains the right to determine the content of the Clocktower. The editorial mission of the Clocktower is to facilitate discus­ sion and inform students, faculty, and friends of UC about events and issues that affect their lives. Our office is located in the student center (Atrium). Our phone number is 402.488.2331 x2091. Our email is cltower@ucollege.edu. ,-What would you be doing if... H ere I am, sitting on my holey orange couch in the Clocktower office, listening to the radio when something hits me. Virtually every song that is played involves sex. Sometimes, when I listen to songs, I don’t contemplate the words, I just kinda move to the beat. (I use the term “move” very loosly.) Today, I was listening to the words, because I was trying to come up with an idea for this editorial. What I heard shocked me. I don’t know why it did, but here I sit, shocked. I guesss Ijust never realized what kind of trash I had been listening to. Three songs in a row all used the phrase, “I should’ve said no.” I’m almost at a loss for wordslwhich could be bad, because I have some more space to take up. Seriously, why can’t the songs say, “I did say no.” I’m not sure I want to get into the whole debate about pre-marital sex, but I guess whyU’m so shocked and upset, is that we can be affected by something and not have any idea. Another reason is that these various artist are looked at as role models. Why aren’t they taking thisjopportuhity to encourage us to say “no.” What kind of message is this sending? There are so many other media groups that are trying to get out a message to teenagers, not to smoke, drink, or do drugs of other kinds. They are also encouraging teens to think for themselves and to seriously contemplate the idea of having sex, before they do it. Some of the ad’s I think are admit­ tedly pretty lame. But at least they are trying. Theyfcare sending a positive message. What these music artists are doing is virtually cancelling all these positive’s out. I can’t say that all music artist are .doing this. Some are taking full advantage of their role and using their positing in a positive way. Jessica S!imp$on is one example that comes to mind. She open­ ly discusses her virginity. She also makes an effort £o dress appropriately on stage. She doesn’t “bare My point is this: We shouldn’t let pur brain absorb things and not know what we are doing. We should be aware of the things we are listening to , watching, and saying. We need to try to do our best to be an example for Christ. One way tp think of it is, What would you be doing if Jesus were standing next to you? a. PONDER THIS By Nathan Bla\e ffltHD SAPPY THINKING -I just received one of the most marvelous Tet-1 ters from Union College ever. It is better than the* Dean's List letter and the R.A. paychecks. It's even! better than those pesky financial statementsiThe let­ ter is from Anita Kidwiler, of Records office fame. Turns out Lm going to graduate in May. That is, I'll graduate as long as complete the classes I need and get all Cs. This has thrown me for quite a loop, as I'm not sure what life is really like post-Union (P«U.); So, I got to thinking (always dangerous). . Then I went and saw/heard All % Really Need to Know / Learned in Kindergarten. .Whoa, I was thinking even more. Like about death fand God and friends and life and what's important. I've been having these thoughts more fre­ quently lately, as I struggle to get five hours of sleep every night between wedding/honcymoon plans, law school applications and financial aid stuff, my senior honors project, research papers, tests- book cri­ tiques, presentations, working at the Garden Cafe, ASB events and meetings, surfing the internet, intra­ mural bowling, and visits to the Racquet Club, among other things. Often* I just stop and thinkkon more important things. That's usually when' I. fall asleep within approximately eight seconds. When I wake up, I focus on hope. Hope is important. For instance, right now I'm hoping that I stay sane for at least three more mbnths. But more meaningfully, I appreciate that my family, friends, and I (as Christians) have the hope of a very, very long life. (Warning: awkward transition here.) After the musical on Saturday night, I went down with some friends to Village Inn. Now, please understand that I had sworn off VI a few years ago after they had come in with a wonderful three-visits- in-a-row hair-in-food record. But there's not a lot of wild and wooly things to do for an hour in Lincoln when its midnight and you have to drive five miles an hour to avoid sliding off the road. So I found myself at the Van Dorn Village Inn. ijj. Just me. Oh yeah, and the majority of Union College's student body. What was everybody doing there? I ordered eggs, hashbrowns, and pancakes because I felt guilty just ordering coffee (decaf, of course) and that so-called "food" was nasty. Very nasty. Though I never did figure out why VI is attractive to us Unionites, I AM trying to draw a point here (unsuccessfully, I fear) about how it's nice to be at Union and go out to restaurant where there's a happy Union quorum. But there's also a time to move onto different (maybe bigger), things. Here I s'ftf now coming to grips with things, and hoping that graduation and everything will be okay. I'm waiting for more exciting, marvelous, affirming letters from law schools across the country. They will dictate my P.U. future. Next year,' as I reflect back on my years at Union, I will be happy that I came here. Beyond a good education, my school has prepared me with hope and great friendships. As this column draws to a close in all its sappy reminis­ cence, I urge you to take stock in what's important and the many wonderful offerings of this college called Union. News President Matt Dickie Gina Jacob *JiMi i Amie Register ■a- Ceasar Perez ML .■ .v-itttlu ^ Mike Mewhirter Executive VP m M m* Task4 ReynoIds* ';L . ... '^4 i mm v'4r3JEE 6ufcutir Social V P BlftisYIH HHMHK r ' M r\ :*; rnraruc i a i M Bj£& VV;' § "r';. -,■ w SSpr Scott Cushman Brian Adams See you at the polls Disaster at Sea Doane PianoFOURte Ensemble To Perform by Cassandra mines sent from Doane College T he Doane College Music Department, and Union College Division of Fine Arts, will present the Doane PianoFOURte Ensemble. It is a free public recital for two pianos, four and eight hands, Thursday, March 8 at 8 p.m., at the College View Seventh-Day Adventist Church. The recital ensemble is comprised of Doane faculty members Dianne Ferguson, David Breckbill, and Gina Tuck, and Lincoln pianist Kenneth Hoppmann. Doane PianoFOURte will perform Bach's G Minor Fugue, Schubert's Trout Quintet, Beethoven's Egmont Overture, Ravel's Frontispi.ee, and Khachaturian's Sabre Dance. Tuck and Hoppmann will perform three movements of Barber's Souvenirs, and Ferguson and Breckbill will perform The Montagues and Capulets from Prokofieff's Romeo and Juliet. Ferguson is associate professor of music at Doane, and has taught piano, music theory, and music appreciation since 1977. She performed as a soloist with the Lincoln Symphony, Hastings Symphony, and the University of Nebraska-Lincoln Orchestra. Breckbill has been on Doane's music faculty since 1991, and since 1993, has served as a staff accompanist. He studies historical performance styles and recordings, focusing on piano music and the music of Wagner. Hoppmann, a former Doane faculty member for 10 years, is* director of music ministries at Sheridan Lutheran Church, Lincoln. He also owns and operates Hoppmann Piano Studio. Tuck, recently joined Doane's faculty, teaching private piano lessons and music theory. She also teaches at Concordia University, Seward, and at Hoppmann Piano Studio. Doane College is a four-year comprehensive institution that emphasizes liberal arts education. More than 1,500 undergraduate students are enrolled at the college's Crete and Lincoln campuses. According to U.S. News & World Report's America's Best Colleges 2001, Doane was ranked in the top 25 in the first tier of “best liberal arts colleges in the Midwest,” and was also cited as a best value. DIP YOU KNOW? •The tallest snowman was built in Maine and was 1 13 ft. 7 in. tall. It took 14 days to build the snowman. • The smallest horse, named Hope, mea­ sures 21 inches in height. •The longest kiss was achieved by a cou­ ple in Israel and was 30 hours and 45 minutes long. •The .larvae of the Mother-of-Pearl moth can travel 15 in. per second, the cater­ pillar equivalent of 150 m.p.h. O n February 9, the submarine USS Greenville was sailing back to Pearl Harbor after a routine exercise. Just off the coast, the submarine surfaced under the Ehime Maru, a 191-foot Japanese fish­ ing vessel, and cracked its hull. The Japanese ship began to sink after the crash. Three helicopters and two Navy ships rushed to the scene. Twenty- six of the thirty-five passengers made it into life rafts and were rescued by United States Naval officers. Nine people were lost at sea. Navy officials are trying to deter­ mine why the submarine surfaced at that time and did not pick up signals from the ship on their sonar. Source: Newsweek AirRai*<^S-l^jffed"s,v_ glass windows and light hef^WSJWl'g'Irte'lf.........." ^ psudgingly ordered a burrito the dim atmosphere. I felt a iftWwas sit- with°ut the Jneat. The wait for our food was ting in a Catholic Church. I va^&VTTiolong- Wien I gazed at ray plate, I saw a ing a priest coming, but insf ad'W&as ojur^^|Lbeai burrito and a small portion of waitress coming to the tab f'eyX//qui grilled chicken, a rather stii n u o {impressed with Ticos. Their A charming new waite>H^e^^i^^'''l^ P^the only worthwhile reason to table and introduced himself. Let"? say the service brought a smile to my face LIVING A Wedding Shop for You by KaDene Garrett A re wedding bells ringing? Do you love flowers? Then Victoriana is the place for you. Victoriana is a small flower shop at 1307 South 11th Street owned, by Linda Mae Vermaas, j^io specializes in floral design for weddings. Vermaas opened the shop on September 1 after working out of her home for three years. But having out grown the house, Vermaas had to find a different place for her business. “I do almost exactly 50 weddings a year,” says Vermaas. She says her ultimate goal would be to own a Bed and Breakfast that caters to brides and their families. Vermaas not only wants her business to be successful, but she wants it to inspire others. Besides floral design, and wedding planning, other activities are held in Victoriana. Classes are offered for a small fee in the shop including floral design, deco­ page, calligraphy, and handmade cards. Victorian teas are held at the shop allowing Victorian birthday parties, bridal showers, and other business gatherings. “I love p&ople so much,” says Vermaas as she describes her favorite part of the shop. She says that she also enjoys using the talents that God has given her to use. Her passion is flowers and her goal is to have every bride’s trust before the wedding. “1 am here to serve my brides,” says Vermaas. *1 want her wedding to be the most beautiful day of her life.” The interior of the shop is filled with flowers, and, wedding decorations. Besides floral arrangements, and bridal consulta­ tions, Victoriana also sells perfumed soaps, picture frames, candles and other small dec­ orations. While describing the goals for the shop Vermaas said, “It is my goal to have a charming place where people can come and feel comfortable.” Quote “A friend is...one who knows who you are, understands . 0 where you’ve been, accepts who you’ve become, and still invites you to grow.” ~ Author Unknown INPUT WANTED Hey--Do you want to contribute to this sec­ tion? Help make it a little better and brighter? I am open for help, ideas, articles, and con­ structive criticism. If you have anything you would like to have published here please give me a call at 486-2152 or E-mail me at c4smith or thedraco@yahoo.com. I would absolutely love to hear from you! Bible Promise Book AUTHOR: The Bible Categorized REASON ITS A FAVORITE: “It gets me through the tough times.” movie NAME: Janel Palmer j NAME:-* Susie Reis NAME: * •Jason Page YEAR: Junior MAJOR: Physicians Assistant MOVIE: 10 Things I Hate About You REASON IT'S A FAVORITE: “It’s a girls kick-butt kind of YEAR: Freshman MAJOR: Computers and Business WEBSITE: dialpad .com QUOTE: “It’s free to call home anytime.” YEAR: Senior MAJOR: Social Work BOOK: YEAR: Sophomore MAJOR: A Personalized Degree CD: Van Morrison’s Greatest Hits ARTIST: Van Morrison REASON IT'S A FAVORITE: “It’s nice, happy, relaxing music.” 3 .‘NAME: '-r* /. r -a . y Sandro Edwards Jfc __ ___ Jm pw% mmmmm A RT Pottery, Anyone? by Rebecca Marsh M odern tables stand with tall black chairs surrounding them. Colorful pieces of pottery hold paintbrushes, and each seat has a “paint menu” in front of it. A large display window shows off new creations. Two chil­ dren sit at a table with their mom, leaning intently over their painting. Jazz music plays in the background as they chatter. This is the atmos­ phere at Creative Clayworks, a pottery-painting bar across the street at 4736 Prescott. Kerri Roper, the owner of Creative Clayworks, started this busi­ ness about 3 1/2 years ago. She had been interested in pottery for about ten years, and took a pottery class at Nebraska Wesleyan University. After traveling to Santa Fe and seeing a similar store, she decided to go into business. “1 just decided it would be something 1 would like to do,” Roper says. People can come in whenever they want during business hours and choose a piece of pottery to decorate. The choices range from din- nerware to piggy banks. Most of the options are simple, leaving lots of room for creative expression. Once they have picked the piece, they decide how they want to decorate it. They can draw their design with pencil first, which doesn't show when it is done. Roper has books and stencils that can help people get started. When they are ready to paint, they fill out a paint menu. There are 65 different colors of paint, and they can choose six. They take the paint menu to the front and receive their order of paints. After they are done painting, Roper puts a clear glaze on the piece and fires it in a kiln. It is usually done in about a week, and is food, dishwasher, and microwave-safe. The cost is $6/hour for adults and $3/hour for children under 10, plus the price of the pottery. On Thursday evenings from 7-9 paint­ ing is half off. Creative Clayworks is open from 10-9 on Thursdays, 10-5 on Fridays and Saturdays, and 1-5 on Sundays. The studio can be rented for birthday parties or bridal showers. This is a great gift idea or fun study break. Barfrle 4 Ken by klaralyn gatz Life in the cardboard mansion... is not so great. Sure I have gor­ geous hair, the ideal face, and the perfect 37-18-36 body, but I have my problems, too. First of all, I am forever in heels, and even when I’m not wearing them, I feel like I am. But that is nothing compared to my other troubles. I am surrounded by all these girls with the EXACT same figure and face as myself, the hair and eyes differ, ' but other than that, I feel like some assembly line product! These identical proportions cause havoc with my wardrobe, er, OUR wardrobe! We lit­ erally play musical clothes. When there is a ball, frequent­ ly, I have to stay home, naked, abandoned in some corner, because there aren’t enough evening gowns to go a- round. Now if these chicks from Malibu would bring their own, we would not have this problem. Of course, sometimes it is a relief not to go. Having to share the ONE guy, as well as clothes can rea- iy suck! Some­ times I just want to grab all the clothes... is good!! Neat smile, cool hair, (perpetually so) AND my favorite perk of all- ALL the “perfectly- proportioned” babes I can possibly hand­ le! I could show up to a formal affair in swim- trunks and sunglasses, but since I’m the only op­ tion, these des­ perate chicks have to like me!!! Some­ times I think it would be fun to grab a few of these lovely chicks... and jump inmy pink corvette and drive away! Entertainment Beautiful, Beneficial, and Beguiling Brunettes By Shawn a Malvini Brunettes are'more inclined to help people* For example, Florence Nightingale, a famous nurse responsible for reforming the world of medicine was a brunette. She saved millions of lives by teaching the importancq^of hygiene. Then we have the wonderful dark haired Mother Teresa...a beacon of light to the suffering people around her. . Along with talent and helpfulness, brunettes are the smartest people in the world. Einstein, Isaac Newton,, and jj Madame Curie all had dark hair. Look at the rise of intelli^B; gence in children attending inner-city schools. Everybody! knows how incapable blondes are too. Bill Clinton’s wife isW blonde. Therefore he had to look elsewhere. Blondes are greedy, selfish and immoral. ;Darva Conger sold herself on television to a man she did not lov$-S just to reap the monetary benefits. She is a blonde. Maybe j there’s an explanation. Blonde hair is light and tacks the depth of brunette hair. Therefore blonds are dumb. They are not respected as highly as brunettes. If they wanted to be taken more seriously, maybe they should stop playing i.n . traffic. Blondes are horrifically abusive. Blondes spank, yell at, and ground their children. I know. My mother is blonde. And blonde men should just quit. The fantasy is tall,dar£, and handsome. There are no towheads in the vision. Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., and Malcom X, freedom lovers and equal rights activists, were brunette. They were all killed by someone who knew a blonde. Blondes are dependant on brunettes to explain things for them. I know, my best friend is blonde. Blondes make poor decisions. Blondes in power will only lead to world war. And with blondes working in our government, we are sure to always pay taxes. Some people may say “Well, everybody is coloring their hair because blondes are better.” Wellje very body may also be drinking, driving, and shooting up heroine, but^does that mean it should be done? Blonde hair is relatively the same,color as chicken fat, an artery clogging substance. Brunette hair is relatively the same color as crude oil, a precious commondity.jEven in fairy tales, brunettes are the best. Snow White, a timeless raven-haired heroine, came back from the grave for her prince charming. Blonde Sleeping Beauty had to be woken For all the above reasons, brtinettes are definitely better than blondes. We brunettes are compassionate, intel­ ligent, selfless, forgiving, romantic, attractive, and honest unlike some blonde^ I know. Thank you. To Be (Blonde) or Not To Be (Blonde): There Is No Question By Heather Kampf Perfect skin with flawless physique, and large blue eyes with personality unique. A magnificient smile, but nothing can compare, to the beautiful layers of her long blonde hair. We all know who I’m talking about. Barbie: the epitome of perfection in plastic. Granted, Barbie may hold the record for the world’s most unrealistic body proportions, but that’s not the point. The point is that Barbie is beautiful because she’s blonde. There is no other reason. Her creators obviously knew that blonde was the one and only hair color to chose from. None of that brunette stuff. Brunette would be reserved for Barbie’s friend, the second creation and therefore the sec­ ond choice. “Blonde” is not only a hair color, it extends far beyond that. “Blonde” is a personality. “Blonde” is superiority. You are either blonde and majestically perfect, or you are brunette and merely acceptable. Brunettes are noisy, disruptive, irrigating, and both­ ersome. I know because I’m not a brunette and I hold none of those qualities. They also perform tons of unthinkable acts. Take Monica Lewinsky for example. A blonde would never have gotten into a situation like that. I suppose Monica, being a brunette, just didn’t understand what she was getting herself into. Speaking of which, ever wonder why blonde jokes are only one-liners? It isn’t so that blondes can understand them, con­ trary to popular belief. It’s so brunettes can remember them. Besides, “blonde” comes before “brunette” in the dictionary. Brunettes are cold, heartless, and rotten individuals who rape and pillage towns at night and scare sleeping chil­ dren by attacking them in their dreams. I know, because I had a nightmare once and the guy who was trying to kill me had brown hair. Everybody knows that brunettes are murdering savages who should be locked up immediately. Not to mention that brunettes have big, ugly feet. Blonde hair is light; brunette hair is dark. In the old western shows, light was always depicted as good, and dark as evil. I guess Demi Moore had this in mind when she shaved her head. She just wasn’t able to handle the fact that she was a brunette and thus.evil, so she tried to fix things herself. For what other reason would she have done such a thing? There are so many famous blondes. Cameron Diaz, Cristina Aguilara, Claudia Schiffer, Marilyn Monroe, Smurfette, Goldilocks, Rapunzel, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Saijor Moon, to name only a few. As for famous brunettes? Well, let’s see^There’s Snow White, who was dumb enough to eat a poisonous apple, there’s the Wicked Witch of the West, there’s Hitler, there’s Mussolini, there’s...well, you get the pictureaBBjl For all of the above reasons, blondes are definitely better than brunettes. We blondes are compassionate, intelli­ gent, selfless, forgiving, romantic, attractive, and honest unlike some brunettes I know. Thank you. Entertainment Ancient Riddles Shawna Malvini 1. “At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen." Hint: They belong to the night. 2. "I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball." Hint: It never comes 3. "The beginning of eternity The end of time and space ' The beginning of every end, And the end of every place." Hint: It's in front of you right now. 4. "There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies." Hint: A fruit ANSWERS TO ANCIENT RIDDLES (spelled backwards) Dear Clever Clocktower By Shawna Malvini Dear Clever Clocktower, How do I change my inverted rotary girder on the flack valve of my 72 Pacer? ~ Stranded in Syracuse Dear Stranded, First of all, what you want to do is open the passenger door half way, crack the window, and turned the radio volume up to 14. Put a CD in, preferably something peppy. Pump the brake 3 times. Turn the key to the on position, to the off position, and then roll the window back up. Open the trunk, keep the passenger door ajar, and take out your tire iron. Take several steps away from the car, throw it up in the air as far as you can, and then listen for how many times it goes clingity-cling- cling on the drive way. (This should be between 3 and 5 times). Now, open the hood and for as many times the tire iron went clingity- cling-cling, put that many quarts of gatorade into the venturi opening of your flack valve. Now, close the hood, put on a good pair of boots and dance a jig in front of your car. Happy sailing! Comedy Corner Q- What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? A- "Nacho cheese!" ~ Heather Kampf Q- Why do mermaids wear seashells? A- Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big! ~ Sarah Lockett Q- How does a blonde brain cell die? A- A11111111111 alone. ~ David Evans Sick children need your help now! Donate your life-saving plasma and receive $30 TODAY (for approx. 2 hours) Call or stop by: Nabi Biomedical Center 300 S. 17th Street (402) 474-2335 Fees & donation time may vary www.nabi.com Swearing Kid A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. “Todd,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?” “My daddy says that,” Todd replied. “Well, that doesn’t matter,” the teacher explained. “I don’t want to hear that language in here again.” Turning away, the teacher muttered “At least he doesn't know what it means.” “I do, too!” the little boy replied. “It means the car won’t start!” ~ Emazing Daily Jokes 1 . srats eht 2. worromot 3 . e rettel eht 4 . nolemretaw a Q: "When you were little, what did you want to be __________ when you grew up?"_______, Gwen Gerlin “Pearl Diver” Tony Gilmore “Super Hero” Michaela Cress “Teacher” Rick Dodds “Race car driver” Josh Rittenbach “Explorer” Mike Wall “A teacher at Union College” Danielle Gerst “Garbage Man--So I could ride on the back of trucks.” Jeff Ward “A Fireman” Angie LeDoux “A movie star”