Vol. XXXIV UNION COLLEGE, LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, MARCH 9, 1961  txnter  

Welcome  
Vocalists  

ASB  
Elections  
March 14  
No. 12  
Union To Send Delegates To East (oast  
For Eleventh Workshop At A.U.C. April 19-22  
The Eleventh Annual Intercollegiate Student Association Work- 
shop will be held on the campus of Atlantic Union College, April 19 
to 22, with delegates from eight Seventh-day Adventist colleges expected 
to attend. Special emphasis will be placed on "Personal Dynamics of  
Christian Leadership."  
The first Workshop was held in December, 1960, at Southern Mis  
sionary College, following the suggestion of the administrative council  
of the Student Association and its subsequent approval by SMC officials 
and the Fall Council of the General Conference. Since then the Work- 
shops have rotated to each partici- 
pating college and since 1958 have  
been held in the late spring.  
The constitution of the Work- 
shop states that its "general pur 
pose ... is to create a spirit of  
unity on questions involving rela- 
tionship of the students to them- 
selves, to their fellow students, and  
to their college. The specific pur  
pose shall be the acquisition of  
knowledge and skill pertaining to 
the administrative phases of stu-
dent activities."  
Delegates Named  
It is expected that each college  
will be represented by the Student  
Association president-elect, news- 
paper editor-elect; yearbook editor- 
elect, SA faculty sponsor, and one  
out-going student officer. Ronald  
Heyer, AUC Student Association  
president, will preside at the gen- 
eral sessions, at which emphasis  
will be given to the theme of the 
Workshop. Special sectional con- 
ferences will be held for the SA 
presidents, yearbook editors, news- 
paper editors, and student spiritual 
leaders.  
Student committees at Atlantic  
Union College are planning various  
aspects of the Workshop. It is  
hoped that the final agenda will 
be ready for the delegates at least  
three weeks before the Workshop.  
Delegates from Union will be  
chosen automatically through nec- 
essary action by Nominations and  
Elections Committee.  
Priest to Address  
Religious Chapter  
Catholic opinion of Federal aid  
to parochial schools will be the sub- 
ject presented to the Religious Lib- 
erty Chapter by Catholic priest lin- 
ing, of a local Lincoln parish, in the 
Green Room March 10, at noon.  
According to Jerry Aso, a Union  
College student who arranged for 
the speaker, Priest Iming has been 
ordained approximately six months, 
is a very intellectual and well-in-
formed young man, and should give  
a most interesting treatment of 
the subject.  

New Cafeteria Slated  
To Open This Semester  
The services of the new Union  
College Food Service Center will be 
used, in all probability, before this  
school term ends, says Mr. Vernon 
S. Dunn, business manager.  
For a number of years students  
have been eating in temporary 
quarters. A fire which destroyed the 
old boys' dormitory and greatly 
damaged the new building on  
Christmas night of 1953 made nec- 
essary a delay in further construc-
tion.  
The new quarters will house  
nearly all new stainless steel equip- 
ment, of the most up-to-date and  
modern fixtures. Bastinan-Blessing,  
of Chicago, is fabricating two new  
serving lines of stainless steel. The  
kitchen will be all electric.  
"Both the terms 'cafeteria' and  
'matron' are no longer proper on  
college campuses," said Mr. Dunn.  
Rather, they will be referred to as  
'The College Food Service and Food  
Service Director."  
Although Miss Whitfield, college  
food service director, has held that  
position in two schools before com-
ing to Union, she says this will be 
her first opportunity to serve with 
all new facilities. She says, "I will 
appreciate the new service very  
much."  
A complete program of revamp- 
ing and redecorating is being plan- 
ned, according to Mr. Dunn. The 
space now occupied by the dish-
washing area will be converted in-
to a recreation room for the men.  
The area now being used for food  
service will house the new chapel  
for South Hall.  
In This Issue  
1. Senior Placements p. 4  
2. For Men Mostly p. 3  
3. Peanut Hill Supplement  
P. 2  

Union Hosts Academy Vocalists  
FINAL CONSULTATION — Dr. Hill, Mrs. Holier, ond Mr. Haynes discuss  
few last minute plans for this week-end's  Choral Clinic before the welcomed  
visitors arrive.  
1961 Golden Cords Goes To Press Today  
"Better - Than - Average" Book Predicted  
The 1961 Golden Cords will go to the press today to meet the  
final deadline. It has over 200 pages with many new features, according  
to Miss Ardis Dick, editor.  
Miss Dick said that ninety-nine pages have gone to press al- 
ready. The remaining part will be at the press by March 10, the final  
deadline.  
The Golden Cords is to be printed  
by the Lincoln Year Book Co.; how-
ever, the Union College press will  
print the advertisement section. 
The annuals will be bound by the 
Union College book bindery.  
Arnt Krogstad, president of the  
Golden Cords staff, said, "The bud- 
get is well balanced, and a better- 
than-average book is expected."  
Krogstad concludes that the good  
financial standing of the Golden  
Cords is due, to a large extent, to the  
excellent work Richard Stephens,  
advertisement manager, has done 
in obtaining $2600 in advertise-
ments.  
Jerry McManus, circulation man- 
ager of the yearbook, says that 
anyone who attended Union College  
only one semester this school year  
may pay $3 and get a Golden Cords. 
Jerry Is also in charge of the pres-
entation of the annual.  

Naturalist To Spend A Day 
At Glacier View Snow Party  
From thirty to forty students  
from Union College and thirty from 
the Denver campus are expected to  
participate in the snow party to be 
held March 29-April 1.  
Plans are to have a naturalist  
from the Colorado Forest Service 
spend a day at the Glacier View  
Adventist Youth Camp.  
The bus will leave Wednesday  
noon, March 29. "We will probably  
break camp Sunday. The last two  
nights then will be spent at Porter 
Sanitarium, Denver," says Jeriel 
Howard, chairman of the A.S.B. 
snow party.  
Financial arrangements can be  
made with Esther Evanenko, snow  
party treasurer.  
three Month Push Aims for  
-soul Goal by April 15  
Heading toward the College View  
Church goal, "one hundred souls 
won by April 15," Elder J. L. Ditt-
berner, Nebraska Conference presi-
dent, will speak in the church  
nightly at 7:30, March 26 to April  
1.  
Elder Dittberner's meetings are  
being preceded and will be followed 
by a home visitation program.  
"To hold onto what we have and  
to reach out," said Elder M. W.  
Deming, College View church pas  
tor, "is  the purpose of our hundred- 
soul campaign."  
On Victory through Christ Rally  
Day, April 15, a baptism will climax 
the hundred-soul effort.  

All Night Lights Coming  
To Administrative Counsel  
Administrative counsel will vote  
on all night lights on a trial basis  
for South Hall, says Dr. Lowell  
Welch, dean of student affairs.  
Student staff counsel passed the  
bill February 24.  
When the bill is presented by a  
SSC member at a regular AC meet- 
ing, the faculty will take action,  
says Welch.  

Union College will host the cream  
of vocal talent in the Central Union 
Conference March 9-12 when sev-
enty students, representatives of 
thirteen academies and a junior  
college, will participate in a week-
end clinic.  
Each student was chosen because  
of musicianship, total scholarship,  
and Christian ethics, said Dr. Mel- 
vin Hill, chairman of the music  
department.  
"The clinic will give the students  
the opportunity to ' see what they 
may gain in their own lives from 
good music," he said.  
"Smaller schools do not have an  
opportunity to work with large  
groups. From this performance,  
they should receive a definite music  
reward and appreciation of good 
music. We hope it will make them 
want to raise their school level in 
the music area.  
"While here each individual's  
problems will be our concern as we 
attempt to help him surmount 
them. The visit will also give them 
firsthand knowledge of college life," 
stated Dr. Hill.  
Also performing will be an all  
male chorus consisting of the con- 
ductors from each school.  
The Fine Arts Guild has prepared  
a reception upstairs in Engel Hall  
Saturday night after the program.  
States represented are North Da- 
kota, South Dakota, Colorado, Ne- 
braska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri,  
Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and  
Minnesota.  
II  Jane Nowack Gives "Alcohol In Still Life/  
Wins Top Honors in Temperance Orations  
GRAND FINALE—Roster  editor, Judy Gray, assists editor-in-chief, Ardis  
Dick in the final push to meet the last GOLDEN CORDS deadline. Now comes  
the two month wait until the finished product is complete.  

VICTORY—Jane  Nowock is congratulated  by temperance club president,  
Milton Erhart, while emcee Stone approves.  
Coordinating Committee  
Discusses Affiliations; 
Programs at UC and SWJC  
Miss Dorothy Martin, head of the  
Union college nursing department, 
attended the semi-annual meeting 
of the Department of Nursing Co-
ordinating committee in Denver, 
Monday.  
The purpose of the meeting was  
to coordinate the interests of Union  
College and the Porter Sanitarium 
and Hospital as they relate to the 
program of nursing, stated Miss  
Martin.  
Representatives from the Central  
and Northern Unions, Southwestern  
Junior College, at Keene, Texas, 
and from Porter and Boulder hos- 
pitals met to discuss the progress  
report on plans for a practical  
nursing program at Porter. A re-
port was given on progress made 
in preparing a new program by  
which students will get missionary  
nursing experience at Monument  
Valley Mission and Hospital, on  
the Navajo reservation, in Utah.  
Also discussed were plans to co- 
ordinate the UC nursing program 
for the first two years with that 
of SWJC so both colleges will teach  
the same courses. After two years  
the nursing students from SWJC  
will attend Porter and receive their 
degrees at Union.  

Meeting in a small office, the five  
judges of the temperance orations  
selected Jane Nowack as first place 
winner.  
In her oration, "Alcohol in Still  
Life," Jane urged, "The fight must  
now be waged against social pres- 
sure." She will advocate this again 
in the A.T.S. Inter-collegiate ora- 
torical contest on Union's campus  
March 25, and in the state inter- 
collegiate oratorical contest held at  
Kearney State Teachers' College, 
April 12.  
Jane, who received $40 is a junior  
English major from Missouri.  
The three seniors who took sec- 
ond place and doubled for third  
place are Betty Bell, who received  
$25, and Noel Fraser and Stella  
Ramirez, who received $15 each.  
"The best innoculation against  
something which is becoming a na-
tionwide epidemic is a Christian  
home," stated Betty Bell. From  
Texas, Betty has majors in English  
and speech. g.G^1  
In his oraWqn,OlC&-Vl-aser ques- 
tionedUtreVnevi^lplP(s?fof alcohol 
in society. liefclf who will graduate  
with a religion major, ,kpftrom Ja- 
maica. 12  
Suggestions for combating the  
influence  
bacco adv.e 
Stella Rl  
English major, Stella Is from Texas.


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Students Should Submit  
SSCQT Applications Now  
Applications for the April 27, 1961  
administration of the College Qual- 
ification Test are now available at 
Selective Service System local 
boards throughout the country.  
Eligible students who intend to  
i take this test should apply at once 
j to the nearest Selective Service  
local board for an application and a 
bulletin of information.  
Following instructions in the  
bulletin, the student should fill out 
his application and mail it immed-
iately in the envelope provided to  
Selective Service Examining Section,  
Educational Testing Service, P. O.  
Box 586, Princeton, New Jersey. 
Applications for the April 27 test  
must be postmarked no later than 
midnight, April 6, 1961.  
According to Educational Testing  
Service, which prepares and admin-
isters the College Qualification Test 
for the Selective Service System, it 
will be greatly to the student's ad-
vantage to file his application at 
once. Test results will be reported  
to the student's Selective Service  
local board of jurisdiction for use  
in considering his deferment as a  
student.  
The Union College Office of Stu- 
dent Affairs recommends the fol- 
lowing persons should apply for  
and take this test:  
1. AH men holding Selective Ser- 
vice classifications I-S or II-S,  
needing to hold this educational 
deferment another year or more 
and who have not previously taken 
the test.  
2. All  men holding the I-A or  
I-A-O classifications, who expect to 
request an educational deferment 
within the next year or two who 
have not previously taken the test.  
3. All men registered with Selec- 
tive Service who have not been 
classified but whose age is twenty 
years or more but not yet twenty- 
six years.  
Any person applying for this test  
may secure his application form at 
the local board office in Lincoln. 
That office is located at 208 North  
11th.  
Music department's Gala  
Festival Set for May 6  
College Cycle  
4810 Lowell Ave. . IV 8-2470  

Peanut Hill Populace Supplement  
SPORTS  
Buckeyes, Hawks Hold Comfortable Lead  
Moving into the last stages of  the  
basketball schedule, the Buckeyes  
and the Hawks have a command-
ing iy2 game lead over the rest of 
the "A" league teams.  
In the last two weeks both  
league leaders took two important 
wins. The Buckeyes downed the  
Chargers 48-40 and the Celtics 54- 
34. The Hawks nudged the Tigers 
in an overtime game 46-45 and 
handily beat the Celtics 56-41.  
Other games found the Chargers  
beating the Peanuts 61-52, and the  
Peanuts taking a 47-42 decision  
from the Tigers.  
The Buckeyes and Hawks have  
not as yet played each other so in 
their remaining four games, they 
play each other twice in games 
which should prove to be as excit-
ing as they are important.  
Another close race is materializ- 
ing for third place with the Charg-
ers and the Peanuts tied with iden- 
tical 4-3 records. In the two meet- 
ings between these clubs, the Pea-
nuts took the opening game and 
the Chargers won the second one.  

"A" League Standings  
W L  
Buckeyes 5 1  
Hawks 5 1 
Chargers 4 3  
Peanuts 4 3 
Tigers 2 5 
Celtics 0 7  
The top ten scorers of the season  
counting games played up to Sun-
day, March 5, with their games 
played, total points, and per game 
average are:  
Top Ten Scorcrs  
G.P.  T.P.  Ave.  
Thayer  5  93  18.6  
Grimes  6  97  16.2  
Koobs  5  64  12.8  
Colson  6  71  11.8  
Pritchard  6  70  11.7  
Duff  7  81  11.6  
Bradley  7  81  11.6  
Fowler  5  57  11.4  
S. Anderson  5  52  10.4  
Stone  7  68  9.7  
"B" League  Standings  
Unpredictables  
Rim Runners 
Pawns 
Panters  
Spoilers  
Travelers  

Preparing for the first GALA  
FESTIVAL to be given Saturday 
night, May 6, the twenty-five Fest- 
ival Winds led by Dr. Melvin Hill,  
music department head, and the  
twenty-five Festival Voices directed  
by Mr. William Haynes, choral in-
structor, have started rehearsing.  
The theme of the GALA FESTI- 
VAL program will be "easy-to-lis- 
ten-to" music that is well-known 
and loved. The program will be  
composed of  a variety of types of  
music that everyone enjoys, so no 
one will want to miss this unusual 
and rewarding musical experience, 
says Dr. Hill.  
On the vocal side of the ledger  
will be "Give Me Your Tired, Your  
Poor", "Halls of Ivy", "This Is 
My Country", "Surrey with the  
Fringe on Top", "Tramp, Tramp,  
Tramp", and "Ballad for Ameri- 
cans".  
The Festival Winds will accom- 
pany all of the solo numbers on the 
program, both vocal and instru-
mental, accompany several of the 
choral numbers, and perform sev-
eral numbers in its own right.  
"Espana Cani", excerpts from the  
"Nutcracker Suite", and "Lady of  
Spain" will highlight the instru-
mental presentation. Bill Baker will 
perform "Trumpeter's Lullaby", and  
there will be an opportunity to "Re- 
lax" with the Saxophone Quartet.  
The College Players will also pre-
sent a number.  
The Festival Ensemble will close  
the program with "Beyond the Blue 
Horizon", and "God Bless America."  

Algood, Anna Jo — R-4  
Anderson, Eleanor—R-2  
Bergh, Bob — S-3  

Oblander, Don — V-3  
Oblander, Sharon — V-2 
Pettey, Jeanette — V-3  
Redden, Barbara — R-l  
Carmichael, Connie—R-2  
Cornforth, Don — S-l 
DeRemer, Saundra — R-l  

Rogers, Sharon — R-l  
Rosenberg, Hedvig — R-l  
Schwarz, Vera — V-2  
Dickie, Dean — V-l  
Gross, Diana — R-l  
Hilde, Ann — V-2  

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Stock, Joe — S-2 
Stoker, Bob — V-4  
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Kohler, Max — V-2  
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Taylor, Ray — S-3 
Volenti, Ted — S-3  
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Oblander, Sharon  
Pettey, Jeanette  
Schwarz, Vera 
Smith, L. B.  
Stoker, Bob 
Sundean, Elmer  

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March 9, 1961  CLOCK TOWER  3  
FOR MEN MOSTLY'  
SALESMEN — Students  and publ.-shing secretaries represent respectively (l-r)  
the Northern Union, Central Union, Southwestern  Union and Central States. Bob  
Forbes (third from left) is vice president of the newly organized Colporteur Club.  
Student Literature Evangelist Rally Called 
Success by Publishing Workers irom 4 Unions  
The key which unlocks happiness,  
canvassing for a scholarship, was  
presented at the Literature Evan- 
gelist Institute that closed Monday 
evening at 5.  
This thought was stressed by  
Elder W. L. Crofton,  Northern  
Union publishing secretary, during 
the first meeting held, at Friday 
chapel.  
Also at this Friday chapel Elder  
J. T. Welch, Southwestern Union 
publishing secretary, stated, "Our 
literature is leading individuals 
whom our young people are anxious 
to save, to paradise restored."  
"In life we should do something  
worthwhile so people  can say our  
life was well-lived," said Elder C. L.  
Paddock, manager of the Book de- 
partment at the Pacific Press, in  
Vespers Friday evening.  

He also stated in chapel Monday  
that greatness is measured in terms  
of service. The individual who gives 
the most will succeed the most.  
Elder J. L. Dittberner, president  
of the Nebraska Conference, in the  
Sabbath service urged, "Let's set our  
face to Jerusalem so people might  
know we're on our way to the king- 
dom."  
Many students are planning to  
canvass this summer, according to 
the chairman of the institute, Elder  
J. F. Kent, Central Union publishing  
secretary. He says he feels the in-
stitute was well worth the time and  
effort extended by the thirty-four  
men from the Central, Northern,  
and Southwestern Unions and the  
press offices.  
World Known Violinist, Claire Hodgkins  
Presents Program Here Saturday Night  
Playing her 250 year old Bale- 
strieri violin, Miss Claire Hodgkins 
will appear in concert at the Union  
College auditorium, Saturday,  
March 18, at 8:15 p.m.  
This is the same instrument upon  
which she has played in appear-
ances that have taken her from her  
native Portland, Oregon to numer- 
ous European and Scandinavian 
cities.  
Miss Hodgkin's program in part  
will consist of: "Scottish Fantasia," 
op. 46, by Max Bruch, "Carmen 
Fantaisie de Concert," by Sarasate,  
and "Fugue in A," by Fritz Kreisler,  
according to Miss Eleanor Attarian, 
assistant  professor of music.  
Miss Hodgkins, a Seventh-day Ad- 
ventist, has studied under Dr. Boris 
Sirpo, world famous Finnish com- 
poser and conductor, professor of  
music at Lewis and Clark College,  
Portland, Oregon. Her Portland ap-
pearances prompted this comment  
from the Oregon Journal: "... a 
virtuoso, in tone, temperament,  
manner, and accomplishment."  
After solo appearances with vari- 
o u s American orchestras, Miss 
Hodgkins toured Europe in 1955 and  
1957 as violin soloist with a sixteen  
member chamber orchestra. Re- 
cently she appeared as a solo artist  
in Brussels, Belgium.  
From Nurnberg, Germany, the  
Nurnberg Nachrichten reported:  
"... artistic perfection and con-
templative interpretation." A  
Stockholm, Sweden publication, 
Stockholms T i d n i n g e s, describ- 
ed her appearance as ". . . brilliant  
performance, one of the highlights  
of the season." The Helsingin Sa-
nomat of Helsinki, Finland com-
mented,". . . exceptional musical in-
stinct and transcendant technique 
which is wonderfully subtle and  
powerful."  
Other European comments are: A  
London critic reported Miss Hodg- 
kins was ". . . an excellent soloist."  
A Paris critic acclaimed her '*. . .  
superb technique. . . " and " . . . 
poetic sensitivity. . ." La Libre of 
Brussels noted that "She displayed  
flawless accuracy, magnificent bow- 
ing, superior tonal quality."  

Miss Hodgkins  
Program of Good Music  
Result of Pool at WWC  
WALLA WALLA COLLEGE—(WNS)  
—A radio program highlighting  
music of the better type for people  
with taste" has begun on station  
KUJ Walla Walla, Washington as a  
result of a survey taken by Opera-
tion Alert, an MV sponsored group  
at Walla Walla College.  
Featuring light classics in the  
early part of the program and 
heavier numbers in the latter part, 
the broadcast will be made up of  
music which WWC students would  
like to hear, says H. E. Studebaker,  
owner of the radio station. The pro 
gram will be heard every Sunday 
from 9:30 to 11 p.m.  
The poll taken during the fall  
quarter revealed that a majority of  
WWC students would like to have a 
radio program devoted to classical  
and semi-classical music. The re-
sults of the poll were made known 
to the management of KUJ in a let- 
ter from Ruth Chen, assistant co- 
ordinator of Operation Alert.  
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Spring Season on Bachelors Opens Soon  
Editor's  Note—The  following  essoy is an  rote  masculine  response to  a similar essay  entitled  "For Women  Mostly"  which  oppeared  in Penn Pies, a Franklin  society  publication  at  the  University  ot  Pennsylvania.  Jitter  assures  the  CT readers that  this  is  a defensive  measure  not  intended  to  be offensive,  
by Jitter  
During the past couple of months  
the Kappa Theta girls have pretty  
nearly raised the roof from their  
dorm wondering why they don't 
get more dates. Some of my good 
buddies from Sigma Iota Kappa  
have tried to ease this situation  
somewhat. In return, most of them  
have been battered and scarred un- 
mercifully, physically and mentally.  
It seems that to play this game 
successfully you must have the 
courage of a lion, the adaptability 
of a chameleon, and the cunning 
of a kitten. Enough of this theory.  
I decided to do some research on 
my own. I came up with a list of  
five types of objectionables that  
you will definitely want to avoid.  
With this list in one hand and a 
Peanut Hill in the other—good luck 
hunting, fellows.  
Type 1. Hardy Hannah. Watch  
her. She can outrun you, out play 
you, and out talk you. She is the  
one that shakes your hand and you  
have palsy for a week. When she 
really gets friendly, she deems a 
pat on the back to be in order. 
Her pats on the back are more like  
a power drill placed just to the  
lower left of your vertebral column.  
Hannah really means well. She  
can't  help it if her food bill rivals  
the national debt or if you don't 
enjoy her over-going, friendly na- 
ture. She does. And she will tell  
you about it too.  
Go to a program with her, but  
be careful. You have to race her to 
the door if you plan to open it. If  
she is in a good mood, she will  
insist on seating you. Should you  
miss her during the program, shS 
is just being kindhearted and has 
gone to get you a drink of water.  
If she gets real friendly, she will  
try to get in on the South Hall  
black market for fire crackers and  
Rook cards.  
Her typical attire is a skirt and  
baggy UC sweater. Be careful. Re-
member, she can run faster than  
you.  
Type 2. Delicate Denise. She real- 
ly is a sweet girl. Just plan to take  
along a box to carry all of her pills. 
There are cold pills, hayfever pills, 
vitamin pills, pills for nausea, pills  
for indigestion, and the inevitable 
aspirins. When you get all of these 
loaded, she will ask you to carry her 
extra coat—just in case it should 
turn colder—an extra scarf, two 
pair of gloves, a light blanket for  
her legs, and a box or two of Kleen-
ex.  
Five will get you ten that if the  
Maxwell Holds Prayer Week  
At Campion Acad Next Week  
"Religion Worth the Living" is  
the theme of the week of prayer to 
be conducted at Campion Academy,  
Loveland, Colorado, March 12  
through 18 by Elder C. Mervyn  
Maxwell, assistant professor of re-
ligion here.  
Elder Maxwell will leave Union  
College by train March 11.  
He plans a Communion service to  
complete the special week on Fri- 
day evening March 17.  
Happy  
St. Patrick's Day  
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weather is anywhere below forty-
five you'll stay Inside anyway. Then  
the real fun begins. She can't play  
Sorry; it is just too emotionally ex- 
citing. To play Pick-up-Sticks sim-
ply tires her to death. So she sits 
in the Student Center, propped up 
on three pillows, while you spend  
the evening trying to find some 
music that will relax her.  
Type 3. Primping Polly. Polly is  
a good kid. She just can't under- 
stand why you would mind waiting 
a few extra minutes, say forty-five  
for instance, for her to run the 
comb through her hair again. Just  
as you think you are ready to go,  
she discovers that the gray in her  
gloves does not match the gray in  
your socks. She sails back up to 
her room to get another pair.  
At the gym you cool your heels  
outside the Ladies' Room for an-
other ten minutes while she takes  
off her  scarf and arranges her hair.  
During intermission she fixes her 
hair. Just before you leave the gym,  
it gets another combing. If you say  
anything to her, she looks hurt and 
says, "You want me to look nice,  
don't you?"  
Type 4. Ethical Ethel. She makes  
Van Cliburn Concert  
Scheduled for Omaha  
Van Cliburn, internationally  
known pianist, will give a con- 
cert in Omaha at 8:30, Tuesday  
evening, March 21 at the Music 
Hall of the Civic Auditorium.  
He will be presented by The Tues- 
day Musical Concert series with  
single admissions priced at $5, $4 
and $3. Mail orders may be sent to 
The Tuesday Musical Concert Ser  
ies Box-Office, Music Hall, 18th and  
Capitol Ave., Omaha.  
The young pianist from Kilgore  
Texas, had already made his mark 
on the American musical world 
when the Tchaikowsky Competi 
tion in Moscow catapulted him to 
world fame. In 1954, when he was 
not yet 20, he won the coveted Lev-
intritt award which had not been  
granted to any aspirant for five  
years previously.  
This led to his highly praised de- 
but with the New York Philhar  
monic the next season. Last fall 
he returned from his tour of the 
Soviet Union under the U.S. State  
Department Exchange Program.  
New York welcomed him with the  
first ticker-tape parade ever ac 
corded a classical musician.  
This year Van Cliburn made one  
of his rare television appearances 
on the Bell Telephone hour.  A check  
of Omaha music stores reveals that  
his records are steady best-sellers. 
After his Omaha concert, Van Cli  
burn goes to Mexico for a series of 
appearances.  

a fine date. There is never a lull in  
conversation—her conversation. All  
evening she quotes Emily Post and  
makes frequent references to a  
pocket edition of Amy Vanderbilt. 
You soon learn on which side to  
walk, how to carry her coat, and  
many other important theories of  
life.  
Parties with her are exciting. You  
sit there with your legs crossed, but 
just at the ankles, remember. You  
lean up  just a bit in your chair and  
spend the evening trying to keep  
from spilling your thimbleful of  
punch. If they do serve real food, 
you can hardly enjoy it for trying  
to remember which fork to use,  
where to place your napkin, how  
many times to chew before swal-
lowing, and which way to pass the  
chips the next time they come your  
way.  
Your mind is muddled about  
whose hand to shake and whose to  
avoid, when to rise and when to  
bow. Your primary concern, how- 
ever is how soon before you may po-
litely leave. Walking Ethel home is  
a ritual and leaving her at her  
dorm is even more of one. You  
somehow have the feeling that she 
has given you a mimeographed  
sheet of "Rules for the Evening."  
Type 5. Possessive Patsy (some- 
times confused with Affectionate 
Anne). One date with her and you  
are a goner. She'll write you notes,  
call you, and does everything except  
carry your books to class. You feel 
like a horse hitched to a post. She 
won't let go of  your arm. She looks  
at you. She leans on you. She pats  
your arm.  
If you don't remember the name  
of her perfume—she makes every 
effort to stay within smelling range  
—she is hurt. She calls you "my fel- 
low." If another girl heard her— 
and she makes sure there are sev- 
eral within earshot—s h e would  
probably think you were engaged or 
maybe secretly married.  
If you should look at another girl,  
she cries. But, if, during the week,  
you should happen to be seen talk- 
ing with another girl, she cries  
buckets and then writes you a sca- 
thing note telling you that this 
whole romantic idea of yours is off.  
If you can ever break her half- 
Nelson, run. Don't look back; just 
run, hard.  
Well, there it is fellows. If you  
can find one of the feminine classi- 
fication that doesn't fit into any of  
these groups, handle it carefully. It  
must be a manikin.  
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4  CLOCK TOWER  March 9, 1961  
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World (rises Stress Need For Bible Study  
"Hot Spots" around the globe! Cuba, the Congo, Algeria, East  
Germany, Laos and Red China. These countries and provinces, both 
large and small, are making the headlines and top stories of the news  
today. As if someone had just snapped his finger, there is trouble  
around the world.  
How long can the U.N. hold off these "hdt spots," before one ignites  
and explodes into World War III? This war would be so extensive that  
it would involve every nation, no matter how small. The world today 
isn't made up of nations with individualistic ideas as it was a decade  
ago. It is now torn by two opposing forces, the East and the West, 
communism and democracy.  
Revelation 7: 1-3 says that there are four angels at the four corners  
of the earth, holding back the winds of strife that are about to blow 
upon the  earth. Just how long these angels will be permitted to hold  
back the  turmoil, no one on earth can tell.  
Those who read the Bible and believe in Bible prophecies, can  
look at Matt. 24 and realize that this chapter pictures conditions under 
which we are now living. Matt. 24:33 says "When ye shall see all these 
things, know that it is near, even at the doors."  
For almost two thousand years men of every nation, race, and  
color have looked forward to the time when these things should come  
to pass. Today you and I have the privilege of living in those times.  
The end of time is within our very grasp. Millions today are stampeding  
toward the precipice of destruction, eternal destruction! How long will 
they stay asleep and not realize it? Or will they awake after it is too  
late?  
Our only hope is in the Bible itself. The Sabbath School lesson  
studies this quarter are based upon the signs of the times. If we but  
constantly study these lessons, and search the  scriptures daily for the  
truths revealed therein, it will be possible for us to stand through the 
trials and hardships that will face us in just a short while.  
Are you looking forward to Christ's second coming with eagerness,  
or are you with those who are nearing that fateful precipice?  
Enrollment Growth Hitting Small Colleges  
Because of the tension in education, especially in the scientific  
push, the American people are more education conscious than ever 
before. Even the grade schoolers have been bombarded with the propo- 
ganda "Beat the Russians." They are constantly reminded of the in- 
creasing difficulty of getting into college. They are told that only the 
most brilliant will get a chance in 1980.  
Time magazine presents a peculiar quirk of the results of publicity  
concerning this anticipated shortage of college facilities. High school 
applications to the big name colleges this spring are down from last  
year's all-time high, some of them as much as 20%.  
According to academic dean, George L. Caviness, and the reg- 
istrar's office, there seems to be  a slight increase in academy senior  
applications to date,  as compared with the same period last year. This  
is in harmony with the current educational trend. But why should 
there be increases in small colleges when the Ivy League show a 
drop?  
News sources attribute the drop to the fact that students are  
just plain scared to apply when they evaluate their own qualifications.  
In addition, those who seriously mean business are the only ones  
applying.  
For the increase in Union's applications, authorities offer no plaus- 
ible explanation except perhaps what could be drawn from the fact  
that most of the early, academy senior applications are from girls.  
This is blamed on the housing shortage in Rees Hall.  
Will there be an upsurge in the enrollment of smaller colleges  
as is indicated by these very inconclusive trends? If so, will the facil-
ities, faculty and funds be sufficient to accommodate it? What about 
the race with Russia?  
Governmental action in the National Defense Education Act is  
one attempt at educational insurance. An appraisal of the NDEA will 
be given tonight at 8 on KOUN-TV channel 12 from the University of 
Nebraska.  
Pilot Discussion Group Should Inspire More  
Hats off to the discussion group that meets on Sabbath afternoons.  
This program is filling a  need that has been long in existence. Someone  
(the person hadn't attended even one of the discussions) made the  
passing remark that this amounted to "a bunch of people sharing their 
lack of information." This criticism was certainly unfair. The person  
should go and contribute before he passes censure.  
Certainly the discussion groups will not have all the answers.  
However, they should uncover many "blind spots" in the understanding  
of what we believe. If by discussing our beliefs with others we can  
discover in what areas we need further study, the plan will  have been  
well worth the time spent.  
These discussions now being conducted center around religious  
topics. Let's see more discussion and seminar groups meeting that  
deal with other fields of interest. This is a dynamic method of stimu-
lating interest and certainly should be fully exploited.  
Again, hats off to the forerunners in this discussion attempt.  
SENIOR PLACEMENTS  
Don Schroeder—Elementary Teacher Beach, North Dakota 
June Bailey—Secretary at Southwestern Junior College Print Shop  
Keene, Texas  
Sandra Julius—Assistant Accountant at Maplewood Academy  
Hutchinson, Minnesota  
John Uhrig—Southwestern Junior College Academy Keene, Texas  
Jerry Schnell—Andrews University Seminary by the Kansas Conference 
Loelle Anderson—Clinical Nurse Minneapolis, Minnesota 
Anita Keith—Commercial and Business Teacher  
Sunnydale Academy, Centralia, Missouri  
Charles Griffin—Andrews University Seminary by the Texas Conference  
Nadeen Nichols—Union College Accounting Office  

Leditors . . .  
Dear Editor:  
Last week I had a few spare min- 
utes and so went into the student 
center to find a good magazine to  
read. Much to my dismay there  
was nothing there except a News  
week from mid-February, a new  
Seventeen, and an assortment of 
back issues of Listen, Signs of the 
Times, etc. It is a shame that there  
is no better reading matter avail-
able in the Student Center—where  
a lot of time is spent by college  
students. I have nothing against  
Seventeen magazine, but why can't  
we have something a little more  
representative of the college read- 
ing level?  
It would be very worthwhile for  
some organization to donate sub- 
scriptions to such magazines as 
Harper's, Atlantic Monthly, Holi-
day, Science Digest, etc. Is my 
taste a bit odd, or do any of the  
rest of you C.T. readers feel the  
same way?  
Respectfully, 
A Student Center patron  
The College View  
What is your opinion of the Sunday  
night programs? 
Janet Jarnes: I think they are okay.  
I go if I don't have too much study- 
ing. I think it's neat to be able to 
go if you don't have too much to 
do.  
Linda Pcyer: I don't like it. If you 
do anything at all on Saturday 
night it's impossible to go out  on  
Sunday night, too. 
Ron Jensen: I think they are fine  
for people who have time to go.  
I think they should have the bet-
ter programs on Saturday nights,  
though.  
Jim Kellogg: I don't go. I have to  
study week nights.  
John Semedeni: I don't think I've  
been to any of them. 
Carol Axt: I think it's a good idea,  
gives a break in the routine. I think 
they've had some pretty good ones.  
Bobbie Brown: So far this year,  
the majority of the Sunday evening 
programs have been excellent. They 
add much to the weekend. How- 
ever, in many cases students who  
work all day Sunday have found 
it rather difficult to juggle a study  
period and a program, and so they 
have had to give up  the program.  
All in all, I like the idea.  

Campus  
Clatter  
Clarified  
by Clus  
A number of years ago (nearly 400 to be more exact) a fellow  
named Shakespeare asked a question we might echo today, "What's  
in a name?"  
The lingua france on our campus (in the area of names at least)  
must be nearly as unintelligible to a visitor as pidgin English to those  
of us who are  not returned missionaries.  
Imagine, for instance, the bewilderment of a visitor asking for  
Clinton Bond who hears the South Hall desk clerk call loudly over the 
PA, "Nubbin!" Or the long lost relative who comes to visit Audrey  
Lundquist and having never visited before asks for her at the desk. 
Confusion must reign when  the foreign name "Mousie" is called out.  
To have a better understanding of this unusual language one  
would have to make a careful study of.the origin of the various  names.  
It takes little imagination to discover how Anna Streeter became "Stubb"  
or Nadeen Nichols became "Snickles." Others, however, leave us guess-
ing. Take a guess as to how "Polly" was derived from Mary Eckly,  
"Parakeet" from Miles Kellogg or "Tyke" from Darlene Zemple. This 
is a matter far removed from the science of etymology or a knowledge 
of linguistics.  
In addition to the group of students who hide behind unusual  
nicknames there are those who for one reason or another prefer to  
use their middle names. Among these are a number whom we might 
fail to recognize if we were to encounter their complete name. Who would 
imagine that Jane Nowack would be hiding a first name such as "Olivia," 
that Jcriel Howard is really "Chester J.", or that Lu Rosenthal's first  
name is "Nana"?  
To draw some logical conclusion to all of this may seem almost  
hopeless. We might, however, counter Mr. Shakespeare's question by  
asking, "After all, what is a name?"  
Graduate Leaves For IS Union Profs 
On Agenda For Summer and (1-62 Terms  
Extensive graduate study to double their  number holding doc- 
torates is planned by Union College teachers for the academic years  
1961 and 1962, according to Academic Dean George L. Caviness.  
Those granted nine and twelve month leaves for graduate study  
for doctorates are:  
Arthur Hauck, assistant professor  
of speech, Ph.D. in Speech at the  
University of Minnesota; Miss Mar- 
garet Pederson, associate professor 
of secretarial science, Ed.D in sec- 
retarial science at the University 
of Nebraska.  
Leland Wilson, assistant profes- 
sor of chemistry, Ph.D. in chemistry  
at the University of Nebraska; Wal- 
ter Page, associate professor of  
biology, Ph.D in zoology at Michi- 
gan State University;  
Those granted summer leaves for  
graduate study leading to doctorate  
or master's degrees are: Sydney  
Allen, assistant professor  in relig- 
A Digest of the Known Facts  
by Bill Swan  
Congratulations, Nebraska, on your 94th Birthday  
You are an unusual state. Stretching from the Missouri River on the  
east to somewhere on the eastern boundary of Colorado and Wyoming on  
the west, you cradle the remnants of frontier thought adapted to the  
modern world. ,  
As a producer of goods, your main item is food, for you lie in the  
middle of our nation's "bread basket." Your insurance companies provide  
security for no few Americans and your natural resources are gaining  
in prominence.  
Politically your government is unique. Where most states have two  
houses of Congress, you have only one, a unicameral. With the exception  
of a few stray goat Democrats, you are the main stay of Republicanism  
Your state government's financial  
condition rates among the best in 
the nation. You have no state debt 
or bonds. Furthermore, you have 
no sales tax, to burden the con- 
sumer. Yet without this sales tax, 
the state treasury often finds itself 
with some surplus funds. The ma- 
jority of the revenue comes from  
a property tax.  
The mentioning of a dominant  
property tax 
ushers in a not  
too glorious fact  
which Nebraska  
must face. Since  
your property  
tax is so ex- 
tremely elevat-
ed, big industry  
cannot pay taxes  
on multi-mil- 
lion dollar fac- 
tories and compete with industries 
from other states. Therefore, you, 
Nebraska, remain an agricultural 
state with a dwindling population, 
for the farmer cannot bear the tax 
burden alone.  
In this age, conservatism to the  
point which you go, will not lead to  
prosperity in the future, only fi-
nancial suicide. Progressive move- 
ments do not become policy in Ne-
braska until they are ancient his-
tory in other states.  
Your politicans speak of intro- 
ducing a sales tax, but say nothing  
of lowering the property tax. You  

Swan  

maintain a high property tax, yet  
attempt to invite industry into the 
state. This is a redundancy. It is  
high time that some of the frontier  
ingenuity of Nebraska comes out  
in the politicians of the state. And  
these politicians will not appear 
until the voters demand them.  
As A. Pope says:  
"Be not the first by whom the  
new are tried,  
Nor yet the last to lay the old  
aside."  

ion, Ph.D. with a major in philos-
ophy, but specializing in philosophy  
of religion and ethics, at the Uni-
versity of Nebraska; Miss Eleanor  
Attarian, assistant professor of mu- 
sic, Ph.D. in musicology at the Uni-
versity of Southern California;  
Miss Marilyn Brown, instructor  
in secretarial science, M.A. in sec- 
retarial science at the University  
of Indiana; Miss Gertrude Huygens,  
assistant librarian, M.A. in libra- 
rianship at the University of Illi- 
nois; Paul Joice, associate profes- 
sor of business administration, Ed.D 
in education, at the University of  
Nebraska;  
Richard Leffler, assistant profes- 
sor of physics, Ph.D. in physics at  
Michigan State University; Earl A. 
Leonhardt, associate professor of  
mathematics, Ph.D. in mathema-
tics at the University of Nebraska;  
C. Mervyn Maxwell, assistant pro- 
fessor of religion, Ph.D. in church  
history at the University of Chicago;  
Miss Opal Miller, assistant pro- 
fessor of music, Doctor of Music,  
(university still undecided); Lee W.  
Minium, instructor of agriculture, 
M.A. in agriculture at the Univer-
sity of California; Verne Wehtje, 
instructor in English, M.A. in Eng- 
lish at the University of Washing-
ton.  
Those from Union College Acad- 
emy granted summer leaves for 
graduate study leading to a Master 
of Arts degree are: James McKee,  
instructor of secondary education,  
M.A. in mathematics at the Uni- 
versity of Nebraska; Deward Mil- 
ler, instructor in secondary edu-
cation, M.A. in education at the  
University of Wyoming.  
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