outer Vol. XXXVI UNION COLLEGE, LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, Moy 2, 1963 No. 14 Glad To See You Home, Old Timers; We've Missed You UCites Promenade Year's Highlights Alumni Promenade will be pre- sented Saturday night, May 4, in the college auditorium at 8:45 p.m. Sauntering through the past year's activities, Promenade will feature the highlights from such top activities of the year as Ama- teur Hour, Gala Festival, tours, and graduation. "We hope to bring back memories old and new for alumni and students," stated Dr. Melvin Hill, assistant professor of music. Linda Seltman, representing the New Student Talent program, will bring her marimba number, "Tam- bourine Chinois." First and second prize winners from Amateur Hour will reproduce their numbers. Robert Tan will perform his first place, "Rhapsody in E Flat," and Pat Phillips will read "Sixteen." The Unionaires will represent the Choral Clinic Festival with "Five Nursery Rhythms." From Choral and Keyboard night of Spring Fantasy, the Crusaders quartet, "A Little Barbershopping." Gala Festival contributions are "Lady of Spain" by the marimba trio, and "Cornish Rhapsody" a piano duet with Pam Starr and Jerry Lang. From their Pinewood Bowl con- cert, the Golden Chords Chorale and the College Orchestra will present "Battle Hymn of the Re- public." Representing the impend- ing graduation will be "Halls of Ivy." Other features are Elder Maxwell's review of the religious activities, a saxophone quartette, the Harmonettes, and all drawn together by the Gala Festival or- chestra ensemble. Mr. Rankin, instructor in speech, will serve as master of ceremonies for the evening. Pianist Tan's Recital Slated for Engel Hall Bob Tan, senior music major, will present his senior recital at eight p.m., Sunday, May 5, in En- gel Hall. Mr. Tan will play two Scarletti sonatas, Beethoven's 'Waldstein' Sonata, Brahm's Intermezzo in A and Rhapsody in E flat, a group of Five Bagatelles by the British composer Howard Ferguson, and Chopin's Nocturne in F sharp minor and Scherzo in C sharp minor. After graduating from high school, Mr. Tan began serious piano study. He obtained the Licentiate of the Royal School of Music (London) in performing and teaching of piano. He taught piano for four years in Singapore before coming to the states to study. While at Union, Bob was twice the grand prize winner of the Annual Amateur Hour. He has conducted choral groups, the M.V. Choir, and the Ambassadors, Bob was elccted president of the senior class and a member of Who's Who in American Colleges and Univer- sities. Last summer he was supervisor of piano technique at Rocky Ridge Music Center, Estes Park, Colorado. White and Gold Accent Friday Night Services Caps For Fledglings Eighteen sophomore nursing students will be participating in the capping exercises on May 3 at 6:45 P.M. in the College View Church. Charles L. Anderson, M.D., head of the Department of Psy- chiatry at Hinsdale Sanitarium, will be the guest speaker at this service. Dr. Anderson, a graduate of Loma Linda University, is a brother-in-law of G. L. Caviness, academic dean. Following the address, the nurs- ing seniors from the Denver cam- pus will receive their nursing pins. Then they will cap the sophomore nursing students. Each of these newly-capped sophomores will then receive a small lamp. After each lamp has been light- ed, Mrs. A. N. Grosboll, mother of one of the capees will lead out in the "Nightingale Pledge" — "I solemnly pledge myself before God ... to pass my life in purity and to practice my profession faithfully ... I will do all in my power to maintain and elevate the standard of my profession . . . and devote myself to the welfare of those committed to my care." They will kneel as Richard Kannenbcrg, a member of the class, offers the consecration prayer. The class as a whole will sing "I Will Follow Thee." Others participating in the ser- vice will be David Killion, RN, who will give the invocation, The Crusaders Quartett who will sing "I'll go Where You Want Me to Go," Miss Martin, RN, who will give a short talk on the symbols of nursing, and Dale Jensen who will furnish the organ music. The sophomore nursing students are: Carol Axt, Katheryn Baker, Linda Bollinger, Camille Colon, Noreen Corle, Marilyn Grosboll, Joyce Jaisingh, Dick Kannenberg, Barbara Koobs, Jeanette Krueger,, Arloa Merrit, Karen Furman, Jeanette Rexinger, Marilyn Sauer, Dorothy Swanson, Judith Trow- bridge, Margaret Wall, and Gatha Wright. Mrs. Russell indicates one of Union's other "homes" to Marilyn hope that someday they may establish a home for Union at the end of Sauer and Noreen Corle. The girls a Golden Cord. President Bogle Takes Oath of Office At ASB Inauguration Friday May 10 The 1963-64 Associated Student Body officers will be inaugurated Knauss Organ Recital May 4 Hour of Praise The Sabbath afternoon Hour of Praise will feature alumnus Van Knauss, '61, in organ recital. Nar- rating the 2 p.m. program will be Elder Arthur Hauck of the speech department. Knauss will play music by four composers. Included will be Bach's "Prelude and Fugue in e minor" and "Fantasia and Fugue in c minor"; Honnegger's "Choral" and "Fugue in c# minor"; the Franck "Chorale in a minor"; and the "Prelude" and "Finale" from Viernc's "Symphony I." This June, Knauss will receive his Master of Arts degree from the University of Nebraska where he studies under Myron Roberts. at the May 10 convocation, ASB vice-president Jim Pastor revealed today. The annual ceremony, to be conducted in the gymnasium, will center around the administration of the oath of office to Gary Bogle, ASB president-elect. Both the outgoing president and the president-elect will give speeches, Pastor said. The devo- tional will be under the direction of Stanley Hagen, ASB Religious Life Committee chairman. Outgoing officers Steve Gifford, president, Jim Pastor, vice-presi- dent, Jo Ann Eskildsen, treasurer, and Mary Nell Roper, secretary, will participate in the program. Bogle and the other officers- elect, vice-president Carlton Dyer, treasurer Miles Kellogg, and sec- retary Nancy Cachero, will assume their executive responsibilities June 1. Hans Anderson, Yes: Fairy Tales, No Real Life More Meaningful Than Fiction by Editor In "Target 3000" Bull's Eye Smashed It was announced that "Target 3000 "officially reached its goal at joint worship, held in the gym, April 30. "Weather permitting the first activities under the lights will be the band concert and intramural softball championship playoffs scheduled for May 18," announced Kenneth Jameson, chairman of the ASB special projects committee. MMB W aiwa m "Sometimes old people feel as if young folks don't pay enough attention to them. But I can still smile." Mr. Anderson remarks to Kent Seltman. "Do my own cooking, clean my own house—better that way—no one can complain." Nearly 92 years old, Hans P. Andersen lives as a monument of the spirit of Union College, the college of the golden cords. A re- cipient of one of the first cords, not only personifies the past, but enlivens the present and inspires the future. However, probably not too many know him—for he has out- lived his age. But maybe he'll drop in for an unexpected visit in chap- el, browse in the library, or rem- inisce on the campus with his few pioneer contemporaries. A real founder of Union, Hans sent five dollars to help build Un- ion College in response to a camp- meeting appeal about 1890. In '92 tho second year of college opera- tions, he attended Union as a stu- dent. Then after a year of earn- ing money ("Kids don't have to do that today," he observed.) he returned for another year in 1894. He smiled fondly, "J. N. Ander- sen, first Adventist missionary to China was my brother—he went in 1901." Speaking slowly and dis- tinctly, "B. L. Andersen also worker in China beginning in 1904 —lie's my brother, too." The com- bined service of these three broth- ers totals more than 100 years, he explained while reliving a yel- lowed newspaper clipping. Hans' instruction at Union was conducted in Danish, his mother tongue. After his two years here, he went to Denmark to obtain further training preparing for his (Continued on page 3, col. 5) Association Hosts Alumni Gathering The weekend of May 2-4 will bring another annual Homecoming for the alumni of Union College. The Alumni Association, organized a number of years ago, has, for the past ten years, sponsored this traditional meeting on the Union College campus. The Association numbers ap- proximately 3,000 members organ- ized into thirty-three chapters from coast to coast, in addition to two overseas chapters, one in Korea and one in the Lake Titicaca area of Bolivia and Peru. Honored especially this year is the Golden Anniversary graduat- ing class of 1913 and the Silver anniversary class of 1938. Twelve members of die class, including husbands and wives, will be pres- ent for the campus activities, com- ing from as far away as California and Washington, D. C. Twenty graduates of the class of 1938 will also be in attendance. At present the Association is sponsoring a $20,000 project for the preservation of the Clock Tow- er and the financing of a new one when the present administra- tion building is torn down. Honorees Recognized At Friday Gathering Honors Convocation, a Union College tradition of some twenty years, will be presided over by George W. Matthews of the Gen- eral Conference at 9:20 a.m., May 3. "Honors Convocation is one way of showing our alumni, who will be here this week-end, that Union College still can be counted on to produce good students," stated Marie Anderson, registrar. The honorees must have main- tained a 2.0 gpa (a "B" aver- age) in all their subjects with a minimum class load of twelve se- mester hours for the two previous semesters. Of course, freshmen who are recognized have only one semester of college records, added Miss Anderson. Fifty-four (48.5%) of the 111 seniors are honor students; 42 (28.42) of 148 juniors; 43 (21%) of the 204 sophomores; and 53 (15.3%) of the 346 freshmen. Twenty-five per cent of our students are high school graduates and 28% of the honor students came from high school. These number 55 while 137 are academy graduates. (Continued to page 3, col. 2) 21 Cords for 9 Classes Since 1906, the year the Golden Cords originated, eight-hundred and eight strands of gold have been hung to link Union College with foreign missions. J. P. Anderson, President of the class of 1906, launched the idea of hanging a golden cord for each Union graduate who went to the missions. A map was the first background used. In a few years the map was sagging so bad that it was replaced by a picture. In 1936 the graduating class gave the picture of the college, now hanging in the gym, to the school. This year twenty-one cords will be hung representing nine differ- ent classes and nine different divisions. The new missionaries are the following: Mrs. Marian McGhee, class of '46, to Tanganjika, East Africa; Mrs. Ruth Duerkson, class of '44, to British Guiania; Mr. Theodore Wade and Mrs. Karen Peterson Wade, classes of '58 and '56 respectively. They will be con- nected with the Gitwe Training school in Africa; Miss Amy Louise Messenger, class of '61, to serve in the Far Eastern Island Mission, as a church school teacher. Ohineas D. Badder, class of '62, to serve at Nairobi, Kenya; Mr. Guillermo Sierra, class of '61, and Mrs. OIna Newball Sierra, class of '56, to serve in Columbia as teachers. Mr. Sierra comes origin- ally from Columbia; Dr. Donald Page and Dr. Mabel Ehvanger Page, to be connected with the Bella Vista Hospital in Puerto Rico; Mr. Jay Lantry and Mrs. Eileen Mayberry Lantry. Mr. Lantry will serve as Educational Secretary of Singapore; Mr. and Mrs. Hartley Berlin, class of '52, to Ghana, West Africa; Mr. Rafuel Escandon and Mrs. Lena Moore Escandon, classes of '57 and '56 respectively. Mr. Escandon orignally from Colombia will re- turn to be publishing secretary. Mr. Ralph Watts and Mrs. Patricia Ortner Watts, class of '56, to Korea. Mr. Watts comes from a missionary home and is returning to his birth place to be an evan- gelist; Rayford Britton, class of '61, to be treasurer at Colombia Vene- zuela Union; Melvin Campbell, class of '58, science teacher, at Poona, India. The program will be held tomor- row night in the gym. Elder James Aitken, President of the South American Division and mission- ary in Europe and South America for about seventeen years, will be the officiating speaker. Elder Aitken has a son, Jerry Aitken, who is now a freshmen at Union and he hopes to be a missionary to South America also. Local Historians Glean Tidbits for SDA Work Information for a Seventh-day Adventist Encyclopedia is being gathered by Dr. Everett Dick Professor of American History, and the members of his Introduction to Historical Research class. The encyclopedia will contain information on every local con- ference, local mission, and institu- tion such as the colleges, hospitals and sanitariums in the Seventh- day Adventist denomination. His- tory and important data on some of the larger and well-known churches will be included. Each doctrine of the church will be explained, and the outstanding leaders of the movement with their contributions to the church will be found in the one-volume edi- tion. (Continued to page 3, col. 6) 2 CLOCK TOWER May 2 1963 Pearl Rees, Dean of Women Emeritus, A Woman Who Has And Does Love Life Nearly every institution or foun- dation in this world has associated with it, an immortal name. For instance, the name Henry Ford vitalizes the automotive industry, Alexander Graham Bell the tele- phone industry, and Thomas Jef- ferson, the freedom of America. Union College has several names that have been immortalized on her campus. One of the most prom- minent is Miss Pearl L. Rees. It was my recent privilege to visit with Miss Rees, and while she leafed through the pages of her memory I heard her recall some of the highlights in her life while with Union College. Two years before the 20th cen- tury dawned, Miss Pearl L. Rees left Union's doors to enter de- nominational work. She started by teaching church school in Den- ver, Colorado, and held several conference office secretarial jobs during the early part of her career. Good-bye Midwest The midwest soon bade Miss Rees goodbye, for the next stop on her horizon was South Lancaster, Mass., where she was Secretary of the Atlantic Union Conference and editor of the Union paper. In 1917 Atlantic Union College's Dean of Women suddenly was ta- ken away with sickness in her family. Although she had no ex- perience or training in this line, when asked by the board, Miss Rees consented to fill this job. She stayed at AUC for three years. About this time Union College needed a Dean of Women, and in 1920 Miss Rees accepted a call to the Golden Cords college. Here she served for 17 years. Then, as she put it, "fearing they might be tired of me," she accepted a call back to AUC. But, Union College could not forget the dedication and service of Miss Rees, and 1941 found her right back at Union as Dean of Women. At the same time she taught School-Home Administra- tion and edited the Alumnus pa- per. Part of UC She retired in 19.50, but was called upon in '53 to fill a vacancy until present Dean, Miss Remley, could step in. She now occupies a 48th Street apartment where she can easily view Union's campus. Rees Hall, UC's beautiful new women's residence hall, has been named after her, an honor of which she is deeply grateful. "I'm sorry I had to quit when I did", muses Miss Rees, but com- ments that she is proud to still be a part of Union College. A life crowded with service, a past of which to reminisce, an immortal name at UC; each of these applies to Miss Pearl L. Rees, Dean of Women Emeritus. by Jim Gardiner Student Songsters Serenade Nurses A special Associated Student Body-sponsored musical program was presented to the nursing stu- dents on the Denver campus of Union College, ASB president Steve Gifford reported recently. Presented by the "Ambassa- dors," a student-directed male chorus, the group gave religious programs in Boulder, Colorado, and in 4 Denver-area churches. The Climax of the musical week- end was the secular program per- formed for the student nurses. The musical group, conducted by Bob Tan, senior music major, left Lincoln April 19. One program was given in Boulder Friday night, while tlie Denver churches were visited Sabbath morning. Sabbath afternoon was spent hiking in the mountains. The trip was financed by the Hornung Hardware 3923 So. 48th Hardware Supplies v'i i Miss Remley and Miss Rees sit beneath a tangible indicotion that Union does not forget her own. Even if they live in Lincoln. Need For Individual Identity Topic At 19(3 Women's Dean Conference The donnitory, as an educational ccnter in the philosophy of com- bining living and learning, was stressed at the 1963 convention of the National Association of Wom- en Deans and Counselors. Hilda Fern Remley, UC dean of women, attended the week-long meet held in Boston, Mass., dur- ing April. Also brought to the attention of Omaha Hosts Meet Nelson, Dick Go The annual meeting of the Mississippi Valley Historical Asso- ciation will be held in Omaha on May 2, 3, and 4. This association is the most important professional society for teachers and students of American History. Historians attend from all parts of the United States and Canada. Union College will be repre- sented by Dr. Russell K. Nelson, Chairman of the History Depart- ment, Dr. Everett Dick, Research Professor in American History, Mr. Dale Hepker, Instructor of History, and history students Richard Book- er, Warren Coen, Dale Johnson, and Wayne Longhofer. This year, Dr. Dick is a mem- ber of the Committee on Arrange- ments. He has, for several years, been chairman of a Historic Sites Committee. This committee works closely with the National Parks Service of the Federal Government in seeking to gather and write the history of places which may be destroyed by the building of new highways or dams. At the Omaha gathering, papers will be presented that will include the latest historical research in a wide range of fields. Some of the topics being presented are: Indi- ans, Immigrants, War Hawks, Abolition, Peace Making, Politics, and Civil Liberties in America. History becomes more meaningful after meeting the men who write it. Ambassadors, Union College, the ASB, and the ASB on the Denver campus. Speaking of the trip, Gifford said, "It is an effective way of letting the nursing .students know we consider them an inte- grated part of Union College. I hope this program for the nurses will become an annual tradition." Trust your car to the man who wears the star. Wiener's Texaco on 48Hi t Calvert the more than 1,000 deans present was the emphasis that could be placed on continuing education for women, including two often neg- lected groups: the young student wives and older women whose families are in school, Miss Rem- ley said. Many students are lost as indi- viduals, the deans were told in the discussion of the conclave's theme, "A Search for Identity." In accordance with the "living and learning" program, the deans here would like to see study rooms planned for the new addition to the dorm. Miss Remley reports that now the dorm is building a library starting with the SDA Bible Com- mentary, the writing of Mrs. E. G. White, an encyclopedia, and other secular reference books. These are to be used only in the dorm, Miss Remley explained. A UC graduate, Miss Remley is in her eleventh year as dean of women here. She was previously dean at Sunnydale for six years. Business Agenda Ready As Follows The annual Union College Alum- ni Association business meeting will be held the second of May at 7:30 p.m. just l>efore the evening program. The primary business will be a change in financial policy, said Mrs. E. B. Ogden, executive sec- retary of the Alumni Association. The change is from a collection of dues to that of presentation of gifts. "This encourages 100% par- ticipation," Mrs. Ogden remarked. The election of the officers will take place at this meeting also. The vice-president becomes the president for the next year. Therefore, Elder E. E. Hagen, Home Missionary Secretary for the Central Union Conference, will be the new president, she said. Mr. J. C. Turner, representative for the Alumni Association, will report on the other chapters and their progress. Senior GRE Scores Posted by Caviness Seniors of four Union College departments averaged scores above the national average in the recent Graduate Record Examinations re- ports Dean Caviness. One-hundred- seventeen took part in the seven hour tests which are a require- ment for graduation. Ten fields were represented in advanced tests. All of the de- partments were within the normal range of one standard deviation of the national mean. Chemistry majors averaged highest this year with a score one standard devia- tion above the national mean. Other departments with high aver- ages were biology, education and music. An advanced test was given in physical education for the first time this year. Union's P.E. majors were up to the national mean. Iluey Anderson, a chemistry major, made the highest individual score in the advanced tests. Jerry McManus, a chemistry major, and Mitchell Tyner, a religion major, scored highest in the aptitude tests. Area tests were given for those not majoring in one of the fields covered by the advanced tests. Scoring highest in the social science section was Kerwin Fowler, a business administration major. Malcolm Caviness, a math-science major, had the highest score in natural science. Home economics major, Mary Hoffman, made the best score in the humanities sec- tion. "Of the general education tests, students did best in the natural sciences and lowest in the social sciences," said Dr. Caviness. The results of the examinations have been distributed to each student and to his major professor. The purpose of the testing is two-fold, according to Caviness: First, to give the senior an outside measurement of his college ability; and second, to give the college one measurement of its success with a student group. Faculty Evaluates College Standards UC standards are being evalu- ated by a nine-member faculty committee. Meeting for the first time early last March, the committee expects to have its prolonged study finished sometime during the early part of 1964. At that time the com- mittee plans to have definite rec- ommendations for the betterment of UC. According to Committee Chair- man Neil W. Rowland, Professor of Biology, seven specific areas have been named for study. They are: Religious Practices, Work Standards, Social Standards, Cul- tural Standards, Physical and Men- tal Health Sandards, Intellectual Achievement, and Recreational Standards. Rowland stressed that this is a periodic examination, with the last one being about 8 years ago. Members of the Committee, be- sides Rowland, are George L. Caviness, Academic Dean; Floda V. Smith, Associate Professor of Library Science; Lowell W. Welch, Professor of Religion and Gui- dance; Peter C. Jarnes, Professor of Religion; William B. Higgins, Assistant Business Manager; Marie M. Anderson, Registrar; Robert L. Britain, Dean of Men; and F. R. Kleiman, Maintenance Manager. 'Owiec" College ^l/tew beauty Shop FREE PARKING MR CONDITIONED 3B35 SOUTH 4BTH PHONE 400-4171 South Side Cleaners 4702 Prescott 488-2774 Have your SUMMER CLOTHES cleaned—Stored NOWI Research Council Heralds Forty Years At Union; Sixty-Seven Ph.D. Degrees A recent study by the National Research Council makes possible the following information on Union College graduates during the last forty years, who have persevered in the academic field until they have earned the Ph.D. degree. Heading the 67 names on the list was that of Dr. William George Wirth who finished at Union in 1911 and completed his doctor's degree at the University of California at Berkley in 1923. Most recently on the list is that of Dr. Neil Bowland, chairman of the biology department here, who finished Union in 1947 and completed his doctorate in Plant Physiology in 1961 at the Univers- ity of Nebraska. The list does not include those who finished in 1962. The most frequently earned de- gree was in the area of history. Twelve of the eighteen history doctorates are former students of Dr. Everett Dick, who is still teaching at the college and who himself completed his B.A. degree at Union in 1924 and his doctorate at the University of Wisconsin in 1930. Next in number are those with graduate work in Education (16), including more than one present or former college presi- dent, such as Dr. A. H. Rulkoetter of the class of '36 and former president of UC; and Dr. C. N. Rees of the class of '31, now at Southern Missionary College; Pre- sident Fabian Meier of the class of '42, now at La Sierra College; and President Ray Fowler of the class of 1929, at Pacific Union College. Other fields represented are chemistry, with six doctorates, be- ginning with Dr. Edward Deger- ing of the UC class of '24, who completed his doctorate in Organic Chemistry at the University of Nebraska; physics with six; and English with five. Three doctor- ates have been earned in the field of physiology, two in bio- chemistry, two in business admin- istration, and two in religion. One doctorate has been earned in each of the following areas: public health, microbiology, psychology, economics, political science, Span- ish literature, and foreign language. Considered from the point of view of institutions where the doctorate was earned, University of Nebraska is at the top of the list, with 21 degrees. Other grad- uates have spread throughout the country, with seven at University of California, five at University of Southern California, and four at University of Wisconsin. Univer- sity of Chicago and Washington State each have three. There are two representatives from Yale, University of Colorado, Boston University, Denver University, and University of Texas; and one each from Northwestern, Purdue, University of Minnesota, George Washington University, Colorado State College, California Institute of Technology, Iowa State, Univer- sity of Oklahoma, Columbia, Uni- versity of North Dakota, University of Maryland, University of Tennes- see, and American University. 0AV AFTER DAY Golds TfP^ OF NEBRASKA MAS MORE OF EVERYTHING Shop Monday and Thursday 9:30 o.m. to 9:00 p.m., Other days to 5:30 p.m. SWIM 'N SUN FUN IN . . . Fashions by Petti To swim or not to swim . . . suit your self with winning ways in the surf or fun in new styles by Petti . . . perfect for every junior. 12.98 to 19.98 A. Buttons 'n Stripes . . . Sizes 5 to 15 17.98 B. Daisies 'n Posies . . . Sizes 5 to 15 19.98 GOLD'S Junior Sportswear Second Floor PLUS: S&H GREEN STAMPS March 3, 1964 CLOCK TOWER 3 Insight Into Love Given By O. F. Ritz In Weekend Lecture - Counsel Series "Love is a matter of life or death," Pastor O. F. Ritz told the student body Monday in his con- cluding lccture on love and mar- riage. Finalizing the eight-lecture series sponsored by the MV Soci- ety, Ritz emphasized the fact that religion cannot be an option to marriage, but must be its very foundation. Daily counseling lasted into tlie late evening hours and Elder Ritz felt that the response of the stu- CLUBLICITY by Mary Moen Sigma Iota Kappa Arlie Fandrich, program chair- man for May 2, announced yester- day that Sigma Iota Kappa will present the tumbling team from the University of Nebraska at the meeting tonight. Home Ec. Club In honor of tlie graduating Home Economics majors a senior reception is planned for May 8. This is an important meeting and all members are urged to attend, reports Harri Hohensee, program chairman. Flying Club May 2, the next meeting of the Flying club, many small business matters will be discussed. Also plans for operation during the summer and plans for bettering the ground school will be con- sidered. A membership drive will be sponsored in the near future ac- cording to Ed Chollet, club presi- dent. Business Club Nathan P. Gold, of Gold's De- partment store will speak Wed- nesday, May 1, to the Business club. A committee is in the process of selecting Miss Business Woman and Mr. Business Man for 1963. They are to be chosen from the senior Business majors and will be presented to the student body at one of the convocations. Kappa Theta An auction of lost articles was Kappa Theta's program last Thurs- day evening. In order to claim their belongings, a certain number of ladies had to perform for the audience. All the members en- joyed this fun-filled event, re- ports president Bobbie Brown. An officer's meeting is to be held Sunday, April 28. International Club Members who could not go home for spring vacation spent one afternoon at Pioneer Park. A program was given to them by the officers of the International club. There will be a meeting April 27. A film was shown, club dues, and the program for the remainder of the year was discussed. Election of honorary members is to be held shortly, These members are selected for showing an active interest in the club. Displays on the Student Center bulletin board are a new project that has been started. Fine Arts Club The revised constitution of the Fine Arts Club will be voted upon at the next meeting. Tentative plans for the club are to furnish a listening room where students may watch educational and cultural programs on a tele- vision which the club hopes to purchase. A social is scheduled for the club as another event before the end of the school term. Ski Club Since there is no more snow our Ski Club has turned to water skiing. They went water skiing at Fremont, Nebraska, Sunday, April 28. An officers meeting was held April 26. dent body was gratifying. Pastor of the Stephens Avenue church in Minneapolis, Elder Ritz first became interested in marriage counseling while pastoring in Mon- treal, Canada, in 1948. He noted that many young couples had dif- ficulties and needed guidance. Be- ginning a class with about a doz- en young people, he soon found that interest was great and the crowds increased, so he's been counseling and lecturing ever since. Elder Ritz received his Bache- lor of Arts degree at Atlantic Un- ion College, his Masters at An- drews University. He has attended a seminar and pastoral counseling classes at Yale and is now taking some classwork at the University of Minnesota. He has 46 lectures tm love and marriage. In his personal library, he has 1,000 volumes divided into two sections: theology, and Refor- mation history and love and mar- riage. He is the author of Dear Pastor, I'm in Love; another of his books, written for the college-age level, will be published soon. His wife, a home economics ma- jor, is teaching; they have two children, Shirley Jean, 17; and Dennis. 14. Honorees Recognized (Continued from page 1, col. 5) SENIORS Huey Anderson—OCA Joyce Anderson—MA William Anderson—MA Ruth Atkinson-HS Dian Brendel-HS Sherrie Butherus—OPA Warren Coen—EA Valeetah Coulter-SVA ludith Dewey-HS Edith Egerdahl—HS Virginia Eichenberger—HS Marlene Ellstrom—MA Joanne Eskildsen—CA Daniel Faussett-HS Dona Belle Fuller-SA Rosalie Gardner—EA Delwin Hadel—EA Dale Haskin-HS Phyllis Heinrich—SWJCA Betty Holbrook—MA Guenter Holzer-OMCA Edwina Jay—SA Raymond Jennings—CA Wayne Judd—MA Joanne Klassen EA Joan Krause—SA Audrey Krueger—PA Melvin Lake-PVA Herbert Lien-OPA Marilyn MacLafferty-SWJCJ Donna Meyer—HS Charlotte Nesmith-HS DeForest Nesmith-CA Don Oblander—HS Jan Page—CA Thurman Petty—MA Linda Peyer-HS Patricia Phillips-SWJCA Jean Randolph—OA Loella Reilc—UCA LaVonne Reinhardt—EA Barbara Runnels—MA Edna Sanchez—CA Yvonne Scott-KHS John Sharp—HS Jane Storey-SRA Evan Swanson—HS Helmer Swenson—MA Delila Treft-SRA Mitchell Tyner-OA Mary Alice Wall—UCA JUNIORS Tad Achord—PVA Roger Anderson—PA Thomas Arany—CA Harrv Bennett-TA Evelyn Bird-CA Nlona Rae Black—EA Rollin Bland-OA Richard Booker—HS Rodney Burbach-SWJCA Joseph Hieb-SRA William Huff-SA Gwendoyn Husted—MA Floyd Kahler—HS John Keamcs—HS Leslie Kirkegaard—CA Guenter Krzykowski—MA Harry IJoyd-HS Kathleen Lund-HS Patricia Martin-SWJCA Nancy Cachero—SA Vernon Comer-OA Elayne Cowley-HS Joanne Dennis—MA Joyce Dittmer-HS Paula Eichenberger—HS Edwin Eisele—MA Bruce Eskildsen-PVA Douglas Ewing—HS Nelda Gabbert-HS Bonnie Harr—UCA Annabelle HcTmanson—MA Rachel Meyerholtz-HS Patsy Peterson—HS Darlene Preston—HS Karen Rochester—TA Sharon Schlisner-UCA Kent SelLman—HS Doris Sherwood—HS Sally Thomton-HS Leslie Werner—SRA Harold Williams-PVA SOPHOMORES Donna Adams—UCA Maria Archuleta—HS Janice Bardo—OA Sherene Bieber—MA Judith Bjone—SRA Linda Bollinger—PA Bennett Chilson-MA Nancy Colglazier—CA Loren Cooper—CA Tames Gardiner—CA Stanley Hagen-EA Alice Hays-CA Phyllis Hedgceock-PVA Harri Hohensee—SVA Vernelda Johnson—SRA Gaylenc Kaasa—PVA Delia Lamb—OPA Kenneth Llggett-HS Tsk, Tsk, Meterology not one of your stronger points, Johnson? Nice try anyway; it usually doesn't rain in Nebraska. Johnson's Correct So Far Amazing Isn't It Friends? by Dale Johnson True to the crystal ball John Ridpath's team is leading the league but they have had a strug- gle because of the tough competi- tion. Audrey Lundquist—MA Linda McArthur-UCA Diane Martinez—HS Kenneth Matthews-HS Eileen Mount—HS Karen Nelson—CA Heidi Nuessle—CA Donald Paden-SA William Patton-HS Thomas Robinson—CA Joy Rosaasen—MA Marilyn Sauer-HS Gary Shearer—HS Charles Smith-HS Norman Smith—UCA Robert Smith-HS Judith Trowbridge-HS Janet Wasemiller—UCA Catherine Watts-FEA David Whitcomb-HS David Wilson—HS Jane Zenoniani—EA FRESHMEN Carol Adams—UCA Lynn Albers-HS Doris Babcock—SA Basil Backy-HS Grace Baker-PVA Robert Bird—CA Sandra Bjone—SRA Teresa Burns—CA Carol Cheadle—SRA Barbara Christensen—HS Becky Christensen—MA Twila Christensen—SRA James Coleman—CA Victoria DVice—UCA Tainara Dietrich-HS Virginia Dittberaer—UCA Clarence Dizard HS Lititia Eisenman—MA Beverly Freeland—HS Thelma Gibb-SA Marcel Grondahl-HS Patricia Hepker—OA Jack Irvine—MBA Evonne Irwin—OA Bemadinc Johnson—MA Jame* Jones—HS Janet Jones—SRA Judith Kabrick-MA Gerald Kennedy—MA JoAnn Kupcho—MA Richard Laucr—MA Pamela Long—HS Barbara Lowry—CA Roger Mickelson—MA Gail Moline—CA Carolyn Moore—HS Marilyn Neumillcr—HS Walter Nucsslc-CA Israel Obuzor—AHS Sharlene Ochs-UCA Donna Olson-OPA Curtis Rossow—UCA Frederick Schumann—CA Joan Scott—PVA Linda Seltman—HS Ella Shable-CA Donna Sherwood-SWJCA Merrill Shidler-CA Colleen Smith-HS Betty Songcr-HS Virginia Swisher—PVA Ruth Wang-BA Georgia Widicker—SRA Fern Wise-HS KEY AIIS—Adventist High School BA—Broadview Academy CA—Campion Academy EA—Enterprise Academy FEA—Far Eastern Academy HS-High School MA—Maplewood Academy MBA—Monterey Bay Academy OA—Ozark Academy OPA-Oak Park Academy OMCA—Oshawa Missionary College PA—Plainveiw Academy PVA—Platte Valley Academy SA—Sunnydalo Academy SRA—Sheyenne River Academy SVA—Shenandoah Valley Academy TA—Thunderbird Academy UCA—Union College Academy WA—Wisconsin Academy KUEHL'S Midwest Health Food Diitr. When in Collage View see us for your health food needs Worthington—Sunnydale Madison—Lang Enos Kosher Jell-Manhmeilows Opposite Clock Tower After the first round here is League standing: Team Won Lost John Ridpath 5 1 Gene Johnson 4 2 Jim Stephens 4 2 Mr. Fleming 3 3 Malcolm Caviness 2 3 Everett Schlisner 1 4 Jerry Bugh 1 5 Probably the best pitching per- formance this year was Gene John- son's one hit victory over Schlis- ner's team. After Pritchard, the second batter up hit a home run; Johnson settled down. Of the next nine batters to face him Johnson struck out eight. Overall he struck out 12 in a 3-1 victory. In a pitchers duel, Schlisner beat Ridpath 1-0. Schlisner gave up two hits, one walk, and struck out five while Ridpath allowed 2 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 6. With Rid path leading 1-0 in the bottom of the fifth, Thomas drew a walk, Kellogg flew out, Longhofer drew a walk, Olson reached first on an error, with one out and the bases loaded Schlisner struck out. Pritc- hard then came up with two out and bases loaded and drove in two runs with a sharp grounder to the left side of the infield. Jerry Bugh's team played extra- ordinary ball to force a game with Ridpath into extra innings then blew up committing two errors, three bases on balls and allowed four runs. It seemed like Bugh's team would come back when Jerry got a sharp hit between left and ccnter field but a fine defensive play by Deming turned it into an out as Bugh tried to stretch it into a double. The next two batters sruck out and Ridpath had an- other victory 7-3. Steven's team has surprised many as he beat Fleming 1-0 and the two games he lost were 1-0 to Ridpath and 2-1 to Johnson. If Stevens has been a surprise, Schlis- ner has been disappointing, but this might change during the sec- ond round. Railed Street (arsr Big Hungry Ants Times Really Haven't (hanged So Much by Taylor Peacock "Annual school picnic is to be held at State Farm May—"one might read on the "green sheet" in 1914, or perhaps in 1927, "School picnic to be held at Ep- worth this year." Yes, these are unfamilar sound- ing names to UC students of to- day, but actually the first picnic wasn't held at Pioneer Park until 1930. The picnics of yesteryear seem to be as exciting as ever with their boating (at Epworth—a Methodist Camp near where Pioneer Park now stands), horse-shoe pitching, potato races, croquet games, water joust (contcst of pushing one an- other into the water), and more familar to us the 50 and 100 yd. dashes; running, standing, and high jumps; races; relays; pole vaulting; tennis; and of course baseball. Picture, if you will, a row of open-air, railed street cars all lined up on 48th St. being loaded with eager UC students all headed for a "grand time." Fun and fro- lic are just beginning, for this is the annual school picnic. Don't Morley's Variety Gifts Wedding Shower Mojud Hose All your Sewing Needs Open till 8:00 Across from the campus Mother's Day and all occasion cards FRANK'S DRUG Nimmo, UC Cowboy Rides in NU Rodeo Max Nimmo, junior biology major, won the steer wrestling event at the 5th Annual Collegi- ate Championship Rodeo, April 27. Riding a borrowed horse, Nimmo felled his two steers in a total of only 12.2 seconds. He also partici- pated in the calf roping, bareback bronc riding, and Brahma bull riding events at the indoor rodeo held at the state fair grounds. Nimmo is from Sallisaw, Okla- homa. Hans Anderson (Continued from page 1) work with the Scandinavian peo- ple. Following studies there, he worked for the denomination, helping to found the first SDA sanitarium in Denmark. "I returned to the States in 1901," he reached for his unruly beard. "The best physicians in Denmark gave me only five years to live." He chuckled amusedly, but quickly sobered, "I returned to Wisconsin with my bride of four years—wanted to go home to help the folks with the farm—they were old." Now he's old, yet not gone. Stop, look in his eyes and see Un- ion College and a Christian life. forget to bounce the street car to anger the conductor as we head for the picnic grounds. We're here! Plenty of games and recreation for all. Ah! Sure enough, there it comes! We spy a team and wagon with hay frame all laden with sandwiches, baked beans, and potato salad, and for topping ice- cream and cookies. More than enough for all. Everyone's stuffed—ready to re- lax and watch a good baseball game. The seniors and faculty are contending for superiority. A fresh- man remarked afterwards, "Sure was a good game, especially with Professor Dick hiting that home run. It served those seniors right to get a good licking." Time to go home, there're the street cars all lined up and wait- ing. Looks like everyone had a good time, not as eager as be- fore though, wonder why? Wednesday, May 8, is the date for this year's annual school pic- nic at Pioneer Park. I'm looking forward to a grand time! See you there! Local Historians Glean (Continued from page 1, col. 6) In the Introduction to Historical Research class, Dr. Dick assigned each of the members a local con- ference in the Northern and Cen- tral Unions. The students were to gather information about the present and past to be written in encyclopedia form for the Re- view and Herald publishing Com- pany. Research was done by: Guenther Holzer, Nebraska Con- ference; Roger Davis, Missouri Conference; Warren Coen, Kan- sas Conference; Evan Swanson, Io- wa Conference; Wayne Longhofer, South Dakota Conference; Russ Leonhardt, North Dakota and Minnesota Conference; Dr. Dick, Colorado and Wyoming Confer- ence;All tlie institutions except academies in Northern and Cen- tral Unions. Dr. Dick reported that finding the material was difficult since only two conferences kept their old worker papers. The Review and Herald, Union Conference papers, and local conference papers were the only source of "solid" infor- mation. Elder Allen, Associate Professor of Religion and Evangelism in the College Bible Department, is writ- ing on the state of the dead for the section on doctrines. Phone 488-4607 4800 Calvert COLLEGE VIEW BARBER SHOP We Appreciate Your Patronage Fred Kess Come In Or Call For Appointment Open Week days 8:00 till 5:30 Chat- N- Nibble The Following Individual! Are Entitled to One Free Malt by Bringing This Ad With Them Wayne Judd Audrie Lundquist Refresh Yourself at the CHAT Johnson's Apco Save On Your Gas - Oil - Delco Batteries Goodyear or Firestone Tires W. E. Johnson, mgr. Ken Morford, asst. mgr. 2510 So. 48th 2 CLOCK TOWER January 30, 1964 Editorials ... Oh, 'bout Fifty "Was it worth it? This meeting cost about $10,000, pri- marily spent in traveling expenses. Is it worth the price? Should these workshops be continued?" This was the closing topic of discussion at the Eastern Collegiate Workshop held in Washington, D.C., April 17-21. The question was not really that of the delegates but that of the sponsoring organizations back at the home college. Every year the same question arises. The immediate response was a series of eulogys extolling the Columbia Union College Student Association. Then, the fat melted and the delegates bit into the meat—even hit the bone occasionally. The fallacy in this whole discussion was the attempted condensation of intangibles—ideals, concepts, friendships, and inspirations. These "arrangements of sounds" are simply se- mantic jigsaw puzzles. To ask people—especially students—to conclude "The new idea of how to elect a feature writer is worth $5. The copy editor's duties worth $3." and etc. is absurd. Simply because we live in a moneyed economy of "greenbacks" and bank notes-good or bad- is not to say that everything can be reduced to a pen mark on a price tag. The only tangible reference for evaluation is the finished product—in our case the CLOCK TOWER. In critical analyza- tions by professional agencies, the CT has been improving. Students or teachers, who is responsible for tlie improve- ments? Probably both. But equally logical is the supposition that all improve- ments aren't simply the products of their imaginations. They've got ideas from somewhere besides Union College. We may be the "college on the hill," but neither our influence nor our inspiration need stop where the next hill begins. Why should only teachers, who by their means of advanced study, share in the exchange of ideas? In conclusion: Remember the Dollar is like a balloon at the mouth of a reckless ten-year-old with an obcession for pops. The Morgue Famous in many university frat houses is the "morgue." Usually found in the basement, this place is for intense con- centrated study. Nobody talks here. Bull sessions and music and conversation belong elsewhere. Nobody says so; they just know. The idea of a regular well-designed study room in the dorm addition seems to be a good one. The library is for stu- dents using reference material available there—and frankly, it's not quiet enough sometimes for the kind of studying us- ually necessary in college. The dorm study room should be a voluntary solitude with no monitors, giving the girls op- portunity to keep the room exclusive for study by their own willingness to cooperate in such a program. Perhaps this could be a step away from the wrong di- rection—scholastic apathy—cultivating a sincere interest in searching for knowledge with personal initiative. . . . AFTER 30 Is college life a hectic bore? A fellow student recently observed, "we just got rid of the kids and here come there folks." Like most humans Brother Seltman is sometimes uncer- tain as to the outcome of some proposed project. In such a circumstance he invaribly neatly side steps the issue by la- conicly commenting "Bout fifty." o o o o o A requisition for next year; A bike for better CT-Press relations. (CI ot Editor-iB-Chief Managing Editor — Assistant Feature Editor News Editor — uwr Pat Phillips Kent Seltman Ruth Wong Assistant News Editor Copy Editor - Colorado Campus Reporters Columnist Sports Reporter Reporter* Russ Leonhardt Gary Gray Ruth Elaine Atkinson Janet Blue. Rosalie Gardner Ken Liggett Dale Johnson Harry Bennett, Judy Bjone, Larry Boshell, Terry Campbell, Vem CameT, Ron Christensen, Jim Gardiner. Gary Gray, Steve Gifford, Paul Gnadt, Jerry Grecnhaw. Joe Hieb, Bernadine Johnson, Wayne Judd, Larry Keller. Linda Locke, Marilyn MacLafferty, Elaine McKinley, Donna Meyer, Deforest Nesmith, Daryl Ochs. 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Here's news that's bigger than A-line skirts, Muldoon's special formula freckle cream, or french-friend beet sprouts dipped in honey, (low calorie) I have the scoop on what goes on behind the dandylion curtain. For those not familar with our campus geography I offer the following information: The dan- delion curtain extends from the front door of the Ad building to the cafeteria. The territory is di- vided at the sidewalk where the Rees Hall troops parole and be- yond that is the lawn where the enemy is stationed on white and yellow benches. (We don't recog- nize the red ones.) Recently our top spy has learned secret information that is discussed at these meetings. We cannot, for security reasons, reveal the name of our spy, but we will say that she has been observed walking right into enemy camp and sitting near enough to a bench (perhaps under it) to hear portions of top- level conferences. It has even been reported that they toss her a potato chip or peanut once in a while and reveal that they are basicly good by leav- ing her scraps and extra peanuts in the bags and wrappers that remain after they have gone seek- ing new adventure. The only other information I can offer is that she has three cousins named Simon, Theodore and Alvin. I have just returned from an important "Big Tree" (she insists on meeting at her house) conference with her and she has revealed the following documentation of a noon meet- ing: "The enemy began to gather nt tho regular spot at about 11:30. For the first few minutes they as^r®© MOOIDI log ' Tf Spring has finally arrived (we presume, even after this past week- end) and starting May 5 KVUC will be going onto its new May schedule. We're planning many improve- ments, each one with your listen- ing tastes in mind. The programs will be shorter, and by the way, the "famous" French Masterworks will be eliminated. Not being a student of elec- tronics, or even possessing a work- ing knowledge of such, I never cease to be amazed at our station engineers when they begin chang- ing some circuit, or spotting some bit of trouble in the broadcasting line. One clay our avid experiment man, Mr. Arthur Hauck, decided to test the power of our trans- mitter. Making what he called one minor circuit change, he de- cided to drive into the country and see just how far we were broadcasting. The overwhelmed look on his face when he returned told half the story as he remarked, "40 miles; loud and clear." Any suggestions or requests will be honored by KVUC, so don't hesitate to voice your opinion to us. Let's all support our station, so that KVUC can truly be the Kampus Voice of Union College. Jim Gardiner talked about the following topics: the price of sweet pickles as com- pared to the price of dill pickles; tyrannical Freshman English teachers; will the sale of wool rugs influence the design of the 1964 Corvette; how to remove lint from a maroon gabardine suit; how to remove lint from a lint remover; why Elliot Ness wore Ked's sneak- ers; how to be a professional tooth- pick chewer; and is Lawrence Welk really the boss of Chicago's south side gang. Then the Rees Hall troops began lo infiltrate the area and march by. I am not free at this moment to reveal what was discussed then except diat Jane 1 needs to go on a diet again, (this information was offered by the Sherman tank sit- ting on the better portion oF a white bench); Jane II looks at her "ex" like he has boubonic plague; Jane III has on one of those wrap around skirts that doesn't quite wrap as far around her ample in- ches as Bobbie Brooks intended; and 'my! isn't it a nice windy day!' (The Janes have been changed to protect the involved.) After the last Jane had passed by and been judged to age, weight (distribution thereof) and family history, the enemy left the scene." That's all I could get from our agent today, she mentioned some- thing about a conference with Miss Remley. Off Your Trolley? Get a Horse Ma'am by Wilma Kirk After some years of experience, I have discovered the best way to catch (and ride) a bus. The first step is to choose die proper time—I have found after classes is best. Next, the prospec- tive rider should check his equip- ment—he should have four heavy books, a big notebook, an umbrella, and two tennis rackets. The would be rider may find that even though he is standing in the bus zone, the bus driver may pass him up. He should not l>c alarmed at this, the bus driver obviously didn't sec him behind all the junk he was carrying. To make sure the next one stops, he should jump up and down and wave his arms in the air—that is if lie has any spare arms. After the bus driver sees him and stops, the rider has it made. All he has to do now, is get on. It's usually smart to back-up a few feet lo get a running start. After all, the rider must remember that he will be the sixty-fifth passenger on a bus that carries forty slender people comfortably. If the driver opens the door and the rider leaps quickly, he'll be on his way at last. The next step is to find carfare. I must admit this can be quite difficult, since the passenger can't move an inch of his body. How- ever, he should at least try to gel his hand into his pocket. He musn't mind the driver's looks- after all he's only waiting for his (the bus company's) money. If the passenger manages to find his money and get it into the box, he may proceed to the back of the bus. Well, anyhow try. Try harder! Just a little bit more effort there! Komment — by Ken Here at Union we are burdened with among other things an outmoded discriminatory system that is really a wow. There is some racial prejudice on campus, but it is mild compared with the stigma of 3s. One youngster reacted with massive trama. She ran tearfully to the dorm, jumped into bed, as- sumed the prenatal position, and turned the electric blanket up to nine. Let me quote from the "In- side Story" published March 1960: "The plan now in effect was approved by the student body as a major step in providing oppor- tunity for growth in persona] re- sponsibility and maturity on the part of all members of the college community. The plan provides for the classi- fication of all college students in three levels with privileges graded to these levels. The grading is based on age, experience, and scholastic success, with exceptions to be determined by a citizenship committee . . ." In answer to this Elder Allen said: "I believe that our social restrictions arc soundly based and serve as a temporary disciplinary measure for those individuals who have shown themselves either scholastically or socially incompetent. Since our whole society is based on the assumption that a man is innocent until proven quilty. It is only natural that freslimen feel as if they are being treated unjustly. I'm in favor of simplifying the system if possible and reducing the number of catagories. This will alleviate some of the mental gymnastics neces- sary to find ones proper position in our social register." Since the academic standards were raised last year the entering freshmen have been of a much finer caliber. This suggests to me that there is more than a little merit in Elder Allen's statement. I would liate to think that a situation would arise here that recently took place in other academic families. STRICTLY FOR MEN Yeah,Grandad Was A Sharpie by Robin Gates "Knock it off, Grandpa, cuff less pants are the newest thing." Have you heard this before? Well, that's what I figured till I became edu- cated yesterday. (I'm quite edu- cable when it comes to some things.) My education began in the library and continued through reading but was culminated in a little course by "Mr. History," Dr. Dick. The well-dressed college man of 50 years ago was perhaps more fastidious than we give him credit for. Back in the "old days" all we see is end-loading musket rifles carried by a patriarchal pair of dungarees. This, however, was cer- tainly not Gregg, the Intelligent College Man strutting proudly in his high-top patent leather shoes. Gregg was mildly shocked when he saw the apparel of college men today. Gregg was never allowed to wear sport clothes to school, for school then was an important business. When he pulled out of bed, things were cold, plenty cold so if it looked bad out, the long undies went on first. Be thev red, white, or gray they were important for the buildings were not heated quite as well as today. His hose were supported by a garter strapped around the calf of the leg. Today was a big day, for Gregg was struggling with his new collar. "These things are miserable; I wish someone would invent a shirt with collar attached," he said to his roommate Theodore. "No, you don't," replied Theodore. "Then I'd lose my job of taking all the detachable cuffs and collars down to Evans Laundry." You see, Theodore had a business in whicn ho gathered all cuffs and collars and took them downtown to be cleaned, for the Union College Laundry did only the shirts. Oncc he is in the back, he must remember to peek out of the window occasionally to sec if he has passed his stop. He will no doubt find at some time or other that he has. This is the time not to get excited. The experienced rider simply rings the bell—oh, I forgot those books—he just ap- proaches the door and yells "stop" in a stem voice. Once off the bus, the only prob- lem our friend has is to get back to his stop. He could take a bus back the other way, but if he is in his right mind, he'll call a taxi. With a 4-in-hand knot under his new wing-top shirt completed, Gregg had the hard part done. When completely dressed, he was looking dandy. His cuffless pants dropped loosely over his buttoned boot and were suspended from the shoulders. Ascots were new in the past but people would think him odd if he wore his, so he quickly tied a 4-in-hand knot. His single-breasted coat was of good fashion and had a conserva- tive pin stripe. This contrasted nicely with plain tie and trousers. Since this was a special day, Gregg pulled on his white kid-leather gloves and derby hat and strutted to the Ad Building. In the afternoon Gregg had a tennis engagement; he appeared in white duck pants and tennis shoes with an "Ivy League" type hat which he removed when he played. After taking a close look at Gregg, I have vowed not to knock Grandad for new styles are just handdowns from his glorious age of late Victorian fashion. What an Imagination by Wilma Kirk "Imagination is funny, it makes a cloudy day sunny," says the song. I, too, feel that imagination is a marvelous thing, and I don't think imagination belongs only to young children. This morning I awakened to find the sun shining brightly, the birds singing ecstatically, and the skv a brilliant shade of blue. This day was different, but I just wasn't sure why it was different. Then I remembered—I did not have to go to class. No, it wasn't a vacation—nothing as marvelous as that—only a new rule that if a day was marvelous, a student didn't have to attend classes. I turned over, yawned, and went back to sleep. When I finally did arise, I went out on the campus, fed the squirrels; and I did absolutely nothing. It was really a marvelous day; I did positively nothing that I didn't want to do—study and work. Abruptly, my pleasant reverie was shattered by the worship bell. Well, it was nice to use my imagi- nation. Remember, that imagina- tion is all in the mind, use yours.